Tokyo,Beijing, and Shanghai:
Kidnap Finland-san???
Tokyo: I wanna do it!
Shanghai: Let's draw straws!
Beijing: Sweden-san said we should work together!
Tokyo: Three of a kind!!
Shanghai: Birds of a feather!!
All: Now and forever!!
Wheeee~!
La, la, la, la, la
Kidnap the Finland-san, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights!
Beijing: First, we're going to set some bait!
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate!
Tokyo: Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch that small santa man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up!!
All: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks!!
Beijing: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man...
Tokyo and Shanghai: Can take the whole thing over then!
He'II be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
All: Wheeee~!
Shanghai: I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door
And then knock three times
And when he answers
Finland-san will be no more!
Beijing: You're so stupid, think now
lf we blow him up to smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then Sweden-san will beat us black and green!!
All: Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then, see if he is sad
Tokyo and Beijing: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy
around!
lf I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town.....
Shanghai: He'II be so pleased by our success!
That he'II reward us too, I bet!
All: Perhaps he'II make his special brew of yummy swedish stew!
Ummm!
We're his little henchmen and
We take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
Beijing: I wish my comrades weren't so dumb...
Tokyo: I'm not the dumb one...
Shanghai: You're no fun!
Beijing: Shut up!
Shanghai: Make me!
Beijing: I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'II see
We'II send a present to his door
Upon there'II be a note to read
Now, in the box we'II wait and hide
Until his curiosity...
All: Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Kidnap the Finland-san, beat him with a stick!
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick!
Kidnap the Finland-san, chop him into bits!
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Finland-san, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then, throw away the key!!
Tokyo and Shanghai: Hahahahaha~!
Beijing: Hehehehe~!
(Song End)
Finland: Ummm...Why do I have to be kidnapped...
Sweden: Because you're my wife.
Finland:...........
A/N: This song was edit. I take no credit.
Finland-Sandy Claws/ Santa Claus
Sweden-Jack
Oogie-Boogie Man-Any nation you could think of...
Original Song: Burton Tim - Kidnap The Sandy Claws Lyrics
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