Hetalia Crack Part 1

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Rome, Berlin, and Tokyo were watching D.C's big dog. A Bull Dog.

Berlin: Why would D.C have a bull dog in the first place?

Tokyo: Umm...Reasons...And the dog looks angry....

Dog: -BARK- -BARK-

Berlin: Yikes....I do love dogs but I'm so glad this one's on his-?! Rome what the hell you doing?!

-Rome was eating pasta while trying to take the dog off it's leash-

Tokyo: ROME DON'T!!

-Click-

Rome: Ve~!

Berlin:  ROME! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!

Dog: -Bark- -Bark- -GROWLS-

Rome: ...S...Scary!

Berlin: Oh...Crap...

Tokyo: RUN BITCH RUNNNNNN!!! -Runs-

Dog: -BARK- -BARK-!!!

Rome and Berlin: Yaaaaaaaaaaah?!!! -Runs-

Dog: -Chases them-

-Plays who let the dogs out~!-

Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [Who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out? [[who, who, who, who?!]
Who let the dogs out?

Rome, Berlin, and Tokyo: -Keeps running with a mad dog on their tail-

Dog: -BARK-!!

Rome: SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!

Berlin: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

D.C: -Appears- Hey guys~!

Tokyo: Do something about your mutt!!

D.C: YOU LET POOCHIE OUT?! OH THAT'S NOT GOOD!!!

Berlin: YA THINK?!!

D.C: QUICK INSIDE MY HOUSE!!!

The four capitals ran inside D.C's house but Poochie followed them in!

London: -Appears- What the bloody fuck is going on?!

D.C: RUN BITCH RUNNNNNN!!! -Pushes London inside his room-

Rome, Berlin, and Tokyo: -Follow inside-

The door slams shut and locked.

Poochie begins barking and growling outside.

-Meanwhile-

Rome: Hahahahaha...-Faints-

Tokyo: So what now...We're trap in a room...

Berlin: And it's all Rome's fault...

D.C: Well don't worry guys. Someone bound to find us soon and everything will be alright~!

Tokyo: Oh whew....Wait...Do you guys smell something burning?

London: AAAAH! MY FISH AND CHIPS!

London's food was on the stove in the kitchen and it was buring.

Berlin: Wait! Where are y-?!

London: -Runs out the room-

Poochie: -Growls-

London: FUCK! -Screams- AAAAAAAAAAH?!!

Berlin: .....Is he alright?

London:...-Comes inside and locks the door, his pants were all ripped up with bite marks-

Tokyo: LONDON!! YOU HAD LEFT THE STOVE ON?!

London: Well...Yeah...Because I was cooking my fish and chips...Though I didn't expect the oven on fire...

D.C: WAIT! YOU SET MY OVEN ON FIRE?!!

London: -Chuckles nervously-

Tokyo:-Angry- YOU....STUPID....BITCH!

....How are they gonna get outta this one?

-TBC-

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