Admin: China and Japan wonders if their little brother Tokyo is a virgin. XD
China: Japan, aru!
Japan: -Sigh- Yes China-san?
China: Question...Did Tokyo had his first time yet?
Japan: N-Nani?! China-san, why would you ask such a personal question?!
China: Oh come on! You should at least know since he lives with you, aru.
Japan: Well...He is my brother...
China: Ai-yah, he's my little brother too, aru!
Japan:....
China:...Anyway, did you ever gave him the talk?
Japan: -Scowls- No. Taiwan-san and Vietnam-san told him that. We shouldn't be poking around in his business.
China ignores him.
China: Alright! Let's go find out! I bet his first time was with America, aru.
Japan: Because they're dating?
China: Of course, aru~!
Japan:...(What am I getting myself into?)
-Later-
America and Tokyo were together sharing a bento lunch near a cherry blossom tree.
(Yes, they're in Japan)
Japan: Well there they are.
China: Hmm...
Japan: China-san, are you sure about this?
China: Oh come on. He won't know.
Tokyo: Actually. I can hear you both.
Japan: -Jumps-
China: A-AI-YAH! OUR COVER IS BLOWN!
Tokyo: Quiet. My boyfriend trying to sleep!
China and Japan saw America sleeping on the table where their small picnic is being held.
Tokyo: -irritated- What do you two want?
Japan: Well...You see Tokyo-san....Umm...
China: Are you still a virgin?! Or did you already had "it" with America?!
Tokyo:........Nani?
Japan: -Facepalms-
Tokyo: ...WTF....Is that what this is all about?
China:....
Tokyo: No...My first time wasn't with America...
China: Shenme?
Tokyo:....My first time...Was with South Korea...
China: O_O.....
Japan: N-Nani?!! WHEN?!
Tokyo: During World War II when we were both under your power. We...Kinda had a go at each other...
China: B-But...South Korea is your brother...T-That's incest, aru!
Tokyo: So....
Japan:...
China: So does America know?
Tokyo: He already does. He doesn't mind. He said his first time was with England.
Japan: -Nosebleeds-
China: Ai-yah!!
Korea: Haha! Everything originated in Korea, Da-ze~!
China: Where you come from, aru?!
Korea: Since the whole time! I came here to claim your boobs, Da-ze~!
China: No! I'm not a girl, aru!!
Korea: Hehehe, whatever you say Aniki!
China: So childish, aru!
Korea: -Gropes him-
China: Noooo! Aru!
Japan: Umm...Umm...
Tokyo: -Sighs-
Tokyo pulls out a paper fan and whack each of his brothers on the their heads. China, Japan, and Korea felled to the ground with large bumps on their heads. He then returned to his sleeping american boyfriend.
Tokyo: I'm surrounded by bakas.
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Tokyo's Journal (Hetalia Fanfiction)
FanfictionAsk/Dare Tokyo and his friends anything you like. (This book with also be a journal and headcannon) Tokyo: Ohayo Gozaimasu~! Nice to meet you all~!
