Goku's Gonna Show You Body Guards

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Ben was watching a Youtube video now.. since the school day had just ended, and Aogami wanted to show him something... er... something.. what was this?

Ben stared at eh video. "Ooookay. What am I looking at?"

"Goku's gonna show you... video games!!" Aogami exclaimed. "Yaaaay."

"He sounds like an idiot.." Ben muttered.

"Oh hell yes he is.." said Aogami. "What about this video?"

"Twilight... Prankster.. plays?" Ben muttered. "WAIT A SECOND!!!"

"Are you going to watch?" Aogami. "He rapes a mammoth with a spear."

"No.. cause it says here in the description 'I'm only posting this because I know it's going to show up in this book when I do, and I get free Wattpad advertising that way.. thanks Ben! it means a lot.' Ben read.  "Wow.. okay.. I.. didn't think that guy did Youtube. And it also says, that if you just watch it on Wattpad and don't like it on Youtube... then you're a jerk.. What the heck!? What's Wattpad!?"

"Alright everyone.." Komoe said. "Class is dismissed, but don't forget that we have a test tomorrow, and be sure to take a look at your notes on pyrokinesis, because there's going to be a quiz on that next week.. I won't say exactly when!"

"There's another video in here too.." Aogami whispered into Ben's ear. "Impulser plays.. Fallout 4?"

"Not listening.. just want to get home now.." Ben muttered.

Ben walked out of the school building, just ready to end the day.. but as he did... he probably should have watched where he was going.. because at that moment, he walked face first into a girl's breasts. 

"WHAAAAA!!!!?" Ben stammered, jumping back from Kanzaki, who looked positively shocked.

"Y-you.." Kanzaki stammered, holding up a fist and clenching it. "You."

"I'M SORRY!!" Ben yelled, waving his hands around in fright. "I-I wasn't thinking a-and.. and... eh? Kan.. Kanzaki?  What are you doing here? and.. HUH?"

Two more familiar faces. The Amakusa substitute leader Saiji winked at Ben, carrying his crooked sword on his shoulder.. and Itsuwa was standing on the other side of Kanzaki, her collapsible spear in her hand. 

"Ben Tennyson.." said Kanzaki. "We've been sent to protect you."

"You... protect me?" Ben said. "Ummm.. okay? I'm sure somebody's putting in a joke somewhere.. cause last I checked, I can protect myself just fine.

"Acqua of the Back." said Kanzaki simply.

Ben froze, his eyes widened. "What?"

"He's coming.. and he's coming either today.. or tomorrow.." said Kanzaki. "Like it or not Ben, but you NEED protection.."

Ben gulped. "Er.. wanna see my car?

Okay, stupid thing to say when your life is in danger.. but what else was he supposed to say?

It was a weird, and awkward trip, driving with Vento and Kuroko squashed in the front seat, and three magicians of the Amakusa Remix-style Church in the back.. 

Mikoto and Frenda could make it back home on their own of course, and usually did since they ended their days by getting something from the nearby convenience stores.. but.. well.. they probably didn't expect Ben to walk through the door with these individuals for house guests.

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