"WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Touma ran around a corner as blaster fire exploded past him, and Ma Vreedle barreled out from behind a building, holding a massive gun.
"COME BACK HERE YA VARMINT!!" Ma Vreedle roared. "I'M NOT DONE MARTYRIZING YET!!"
There was a roar and a heavy stomping sound as Tyrannopede stomped into view and roared at Ma Vreedle angrily. She charged at Ma Vreedle and sent her hurling away with a powerful headbutt.
"ROOOOOAAARRR!! Ma Vreedle slammed a palm into Tyrannopede's head, and sent her slamming into the earth behind her with a powerful suplex that created a tremendous shockwave in the street.
"RUN TOUMA RUN!!!" Tyrannopeded cried out.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!!!?" Touma screamed. "WHERE TO GO WHERE TO GO WHERE TO GO!?"
As Touma ran, a strangely familiar harlequin shaped figure watched from a nearby rooftop, considering the situation.
Touma suddenly noticed a nearby building. It had a ribbon in front of the entrance which suggested it was scheduled for a grand opening in the morning.
"GOOD ENOUGH!!" Touma yelled, aiming the gun he stole from Octagon and blasting the door to smithereens, running in, ignoring the massive sign on top that said "Academy City Museum of Anime."
As Touma ran through the museum, he dodged past wax figures of famous anime characters. Ducking past a statue of Erza Scarlet.. and past a statue of.. wait.. who was this?"
Touma looked at the label on the statue. "Nicole Mavros!? Have I really sunken that far behind the series!?"
"VAAAARRRRRRMIIIIIINNNNTTT!!!!" Ma Vreedle charged into the room, followed by the Vreedle Brothers, both of them holding new weapons.
"YEEEAAAGGHHHH!!" Touma continued to run.
"TYRANNOPEDE WON'T LET YOU!!!! SAYS TYRANNOPEDE AS SHE CHARGES AT THE SPACE REDNECKS!!!" Tyrannopede exploded through the wall of the museum, roaring as she slammed her tail against Ma Vreedle, throwing her against a wall.
"YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!!! I'M A MOTHER!!!" Ma Vreedle roared, jumping into the air, and throwing a ginormous powerful roundhouse kick into Tyrannopede's jaw, throwing the massive dino alien into the air.
"Oh man!! Neme!!" Touma stammered. "And crap I lost Index in the whole thing!"
"Actually, I'm right here!" said Index, poking out her head from a statue of Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece.
"HOWDY FOLKS!! Looking quite peachy aren't we, running from Rednecks!" Twilight Prankster, the one and only, poked his head out from behind the same statue, laughing. "Well, I was going to pay my good buddy Ben a visit! But then I came across this ruckuss!!"
"WHOA!!!" Touma stammered. "Wh-who are you!?"
"Oh, forgive my intrusion! I'm the master tricks!! The Thief of Panties!! The Picker of Other People's Noses!! The Garlic Sauce in your Papa John's Pizza!! The one annoying jerk in your class who just won't stop because he's the class clown!! I am Twilight Prankster!! And I love... PANTIEEEESS!!!"
Twilight Prankster held up a set of panties. "Believe it or not, I took this off the Aisaka Taiga statue in the next exhibit over."
"WHAT KIND OF INTRO IS THAT!?" Touma and Index shouted.
"Wait.. are you really that Prankster? The one from Avignon who helped Ben?" Touma stammered. "I don't know what exactly you are.. but you have to help us!"
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A Certain Scientific Omnitrix, Book 7: Saints of Destruction
FanficAfter the defeats of Terra of the Left and Vento of The Front by Ben Tennyson, Acqua of the Back sends out a warning that he intends to destroy the Omnitrix and the one wielding it. In response, The Church of England sends the Amakusa Church to pro...
