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SESSION 37 *The Beauty Project*
[NIKKI]
This is the most entertaining problem I could ever think of.
Habang naghihysterical itong si Maggie sa harapan ko, sa gitna ng maraming tao, sa loob ng McDo, at the expense of my own dignity as a person, nagpretend ako nakikiupo lang sa table na ito at nagsasoundtrip.
(^__^) I’m such a good friend!
“Nikkiiiiiiiiii!!! Hindi ko yun kayaaaaaaa!!!” sabi nya habang binabato ako ng mga tissueng nilagyan nya ng ketchup kanina. Wag kayong mag-alala, ginawa kong shield yung tray. “Party?! I’M NOT A PARTY PERSON, YOU KNOW THAT! Tapos cocktail dress?! WHAT THE FVCK!”
Really. I’m front of many people she would say that to me? “Thank you, Magh,”
“What?! Okay, you’re welcome. NOOOOOO!! This is so terribleeee!! I hate parties!”
Party. Yeah.
Eh kasi naman, bilang pambayad sa kalokohang ginawa namin, (uhm, NIYA) nung birthday ni Guji, gusto nung 19 year old na si Guji na gawin syang “girlfriend” sa party ng pinakanakakatakot nyang Grandma.
Grandma ni Guji na isang hell-sent. \(X0X)/
When she says she would kill his grandson, she would. And at this moment in time, may one-sided deal (yung Grandma lang nya ang may alam sa deal na yun) silang dalawa na at the age of 19, Guji will have to introduce a girlfriend or else… well, worst case scenario, ipapahila sya sa kabayo.
“MAGPAHILA NALANG KASI SYA SA KABAYO!” sabi pa nung kaharap ko.
“Uhm, Magh? Pede hinahon lang?” Tiningnan ko isa isa yung mga taong nakatingin samin. Screw all of you! Mga chismosa! “Kung ayaw mo naman pala eh bakit ka ba pumayag in the first place?”
“He threatened me. HE DID! Ang sabi nya isasabit nya ako ulit sa chandelier pag hindi ako pumayag!”
“And you think he would do that to you? Seriously?”
“NAGAWA NA NYA DATI SO MALAMANG UULITIN NYA!”
“Oh. Hindi ko yun alam,” napakamot naman ako sa ulo ko nito. Ang gulo ng dalawang ito! “Okay. We’ll fix you.”
Nanlaki naman yung mata nya nung sinabi ko yung mga salitang yun. “What?” Sabi ko defensively. “Anong problema mo dyan?!”
“Fix me? You’ll fix me?! MUKHA BA AKONG SIRANG SIRA SAYO?! MUKHA BA AKONG BASAHAN SAYO?!”
=__= Oh my goodness, I just hate this life. Nakita ko namang tumatawa ng palihim yung tao sa paligid namin. Sh*t on them!
“Oh my gahd, Maggie! Halika na nga!” hinila ko sya palabas ng McDo na hiyang hiya.
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