Baby names

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It's the year 2025, our generations children are just starting school and the teacher is reading off attendance;

Teacher: "so.. Kira?"

Child 1: "here!"

Teacher: "L?"

Child 2: "here!"

Kira: "I already don't like you"

L: "your name is stupid"

Teacher: "stop, is there a Ciel in this class?"

Child 3: "here!"

Child 4: "I want you"

Teacher: "are you Alois?"

Child 4: "yes. I want Ciel now"

Teacher: "ok calm down guys. We have 4 Eren's, so I'll call out your last names and-"

Eren 1: "TITANS!"

Teacher: "what?!"

Eren 1: "I don't know my mom told me to say it"

Eren 2: "same!"

Teacher: "please. Ok so we also have a shoyo?"

Child 5: "volleyball Senpai"

Teacher: "what??"

Ciel: "Alois is licking me!"

Teacher: "oh hell"

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