Me: *watching How to Get Away With Murder*
*show starts playing a sex scene between two guys (Connor and Oliver otp otp)*
Me: *whispers* "Damn"
Dad: *walks over to the living room*
Me: "fuck!" *searches for remote*
Dad: "what are you watching?!"
Me: "No no! The show just started weird today!"
Dad: "..." *starts walking away*
Oliver on T.V: "how many guys has your penis touched"
Dad: *stops mid walk*
Me: *sinks into couch*
