It's chapter 69!
You know what that means....
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Pick up lines galore!
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Are you all my favourite characters because I'm just DYING to get to know you.
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I think I might be turning into a ghoul because I could just eat you up.
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Reality may be an illusion, but dat ass isn't.
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You must be Sebastian cos you could eat my soul all night long baby.
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I must be a yandere because I'd kill for dat ass
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Are you Sebastian because I'll have you screaming 'yes my lord' all night long
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Are you Kira? Cos damn your giving me a heart attack.
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I'll have you going faster then Rap Monster rapping
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Can I hold your pokéballs
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You must be Alois Trancy because your the cutest slut I have ever seen
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*Dan Howell's voice* hey bae you wanna string shot?
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Are you Dan? Because I'd force feed you donuts any day
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I'd leave my band for you <3 (@ Zayn)
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I might make like L and eat you like strawberry short cake
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(Wise words from Shane Dawson) Danisnotonfire but my ass is
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Are you Connor Walsh? Because you did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water
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Have you ever watch JunJou romantica? No? Well lemme show you what it's like
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Are you Tyler Oakley? Because I love gay guys
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Are you Dan Howell? Because I love gay guys (ha)
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If the hunger games was about eating that ass, I'd volunteer as tribute
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Cute bed, mind if I Slytherin ..??
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Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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I'm hell - Wanna make like Sock and go inside me?
No? Ok I'm a knife - wanna make Like sock so I can go in you?
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Are you Shoyo Hinata? Cos I'd love for you to play with my volley balls
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Ok that last one was my limit. Please don't use these in real life.
