OMG GUYS.
this is the last part of my funny shit book!
Nooooooooooooooo!
I'm going to miss u all so so so so so much.
But before I leave, I must go out with a bang.
So imma cram as many fucking jokes in this part as I can!
Significant Other part 7
Things you can do for your significant other:
-Buy them nice clothes
-Give them unconditional love
-Possess them
-Shower them in kisses
-Take them out on nice dates
-Carry them home
-Commit to them
-Tell them about your emotions towards them
-Put flowers in their hair
-Annoy them but in a good way
-Annoy them in a bad way too