Funny Sh*t

Ciel's speech

Ciel: *clears his throat*

Ciel: "I have something to say about a pressing issue in our fan base recently"

*every black butler fan and character looks up to hear him*

Ciel: *unfolds paper, looking out at crowd*

Ciel: "ALOIS MAY BE A SLUT BUT HE's mY SLUT"