Do you understand how true this is??
Lemme take you through this sinario with my fav characters:
So Juuzou from Tokyo Ghoul would probably just fucking cut me the hell up.
Alois from Black Butler would probably cry all over me, steal my clothes and then take my eye out and cry about it after.
L from Death Note would probably force feed me cake until I admitted I was Kira or something. Also beyond birthday from Death Note would fucking cut me up with Juuzou.
Barry from Pokémon would cover me in fines.
I think Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls would like take all my teeth out or something fucking weird like that.
Shoyo from Haikyuu wouldn't do anything though... He might toss a volley ball at my face but that would be it.