Funny Sh*t

Father Of The Year

Me: "so yeah you pronounce hide like 'he-day' isn't that weird what is that?"

Dad: "he-day. Sounds like he dies. Ahaha"

Me: "noOOOOOOOO"

Dad: "what if his middle name was 'spoiler' and his last name was 'alert'. He dies, spoiler alert"

Me: "dad plz"