Hello stranger. ⇝ Phan

2.4

-You've been beaten on?-Phil asked Adrian, shocked. -Who's done this?

I had brought Phil to meet my family before leaving, they'd all been very excited to meet him, since, apparently, he was all I talked about. 

-Some kids are mad at me, but it's not a big deal...

-Yes it is. How would you like me to teach you one or two things about self defense?-Phi asked

-Wow wow wow. Wow. You know nothing about self defense, Phil.- I said.

-Dan, I grew up with an older brother, an abusive dad and a lot of bullying. You'd be surprised.

-Fine. But that stuff needs to be used only to your own defense. No revenge, you hear, Ade?

-Yes, fine, whatever.-Adrian rolled his eyes.

-Okay, so first of all you've got to be quick.

And so Phillip Michael Lester spent two hours of his day trying to teach my younger brother how to defend himself, my brother, someone he'd only met minutes before. That guy really has a heart of gold.

-Danny!-Phil called upstairs, while I was making myself a sandwich.- Please come upstairs!

I left my sandwich at the counter and ran over to my brother's bedroom, where he and Phil were sweating like pigs.

-Dan!- Phil smiled as I opened the door. -Give me a hug!- Sweaty Phil came towards me.

-NO! DON'T, PHIL, YOU'RE DISGUSTING!- I screamed and tried to run away, but he held me tight on his arms. -EW EW EW EW GET OFF ME, SATAN!

He laughed.

-No, but the real reason I called you here is I want you to try to attack Ade.

-Phil... I'm Dan Howell. I wouldn't attack a pillow.

-Please, Dan, c'mon! I've trained him well!- I looked at his blue tern eyes and I realized couldn't deny him anything. Seriously, if this man invited me to rob a bank I'd just nod and ask him where I should wait.

-Fine, Uhm... - I aimed a punch at Adrian's stomach, but as soon as I got close to him, he dodged, held my arm and turned it behind my back.-Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, let me go, lemme go, lemme go, lemme go.- As soon as he let me go I smiled at him.- That's impressively! Those turnips won't hurt you anymore.

-Thanks, Phil.- Adrian smiled at him.

-Don't mention it, buddy.- Phil messed his hair.

-I'm gonna go downstairs and finish my sandwich, anyone coming with me?

- I'M STARVING.- Adrian yelled as he stormed downstairs.

Phil laughed, finished drying his body with a towel and hugged me by the side, as Adrian ate my sandwich.

-Yeah, that's what I want for my life.- I thought out loud.

-Yeah, me too.- Phil hugged me tighter and I blushed.