DanH91: Hey sucker
DanH91: you left your Facebook logged in
Phil-lion: oh god what did you do
DanH91: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Phil-lion: I hate you.
Phil-lion: I DON'T HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE
Phil-lion: NOW THE WORLD THINKS I HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE
DanH91: How could I know
DanH91: I've never seen you shirtless
Phil-lion: I swear to god
Phil-lion: I will rub my TWO nipples on your ugly face
DanH91: ew you're disgusting
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Hello stranger. ⇝ Phan
Narrativa generaleWho would ever imagine that a random message from a random stranger would turn Dan's life upside down? ✨✨✨✨✨ DanH91: I am a huge mess. Phil-lion: So is my bedroom, but it's still the best place ever. ✨✨✨✨✨ Trigger warnings will be on the c...
