At last. I was awake. Everything was beautiful. The sun was shining. The birds were singing and everything was perfect. But something didn't quite feel right. I couldn't remember anything that had happened last night. Which wasn't usaul for me. I normally managed to remember everything! And Lia was out the house. Actually the last thing I can remember is.. Getting absolutely pissed! What the hell was I thinking? I sat up and looked to my right.
"AHHHH!" I screamed.
Just as I thought it was the guy from last night. I can't even remember his name! Simon? I think it was Simon. He jumped up and rubbed his eyes.
"What the fuck?.. Where am I?"
"Where do you think? My house!"
"Wait what? Why? You do know I have a girlfriend right?.."
"Oh my god! That's kind of the last problem right now! I have a boyfriend to Simon!"
"What's Jess gonna think of me? Oh shit!"
"Yeah? What's Josh gonna think of me if he finds out?"
"I don't know! I don't really care." He looked cute when he was mad. He quickly got up and put on his trousers. My head was telling me this was a good thing but my eyes and heart was telling me leave them off! God in my head I sounded just like Lia.
"Well did we.. You know?"
"I don't know! I was completely pissed!"
We both looked around the floor and found an empty packet of condoms.
"Thank fuck for that!" I said. "Oh and just so you know I'm not normally like this. I'm not a slut. I'm a respectable young woman who only wants to get a job as a physiatrist and have a happy life with my boyfriend! I'm smart. And I usually know what I'm doing. Last night was a one off. I'm just telling you this so you don't remember me as the whore that slept with you after she got drunk. Ok?"
Just then Lia walked in. She looked so hungover.
"You dirty dog!" She laughed
"Lia.."
"See I told you! Your fit! And a fitty like him deserves you! Hang on what about Josh?"
"We're not together" Simon smiled sarcastically
"One night stand? Ah so I'm the only one that got lucky lucky. Like not just fucked. I'm seeing Tobi again tonight!"
"Aw! Lia! I'm so happy fo-"
"Not the time Harley!"
"Are you still here?! Just leave and forget the while thing! Just forget last night ever happened!" He grabbed his shirt and left our apartment.
"Lia.. I'm so ashamed of myself. What if Josh finds out? He's gonna hate me!"
"I'm sure you'll be fine. You and Simon have both agreed to keep it between you two. It's all over." She said comforting me. "Oh yeah! I have some good news!"
"What is it?"
"Well Tobi knows Josh! Apparently they've been friends for years and years! Like since they were kids! So.. Tobi and Josh invited us both to go other to Josh's house. Tobi's staying over for the weekend so I'm meeting him there! You in?"
"Yeah. Why not? After all I do love Josh.." I sighed. Ok so I know I was with Josh and all but I felt a weird connection with Simon. Ugh I don't know.
"Ok! So we're going at 4! They've also asked if we want to stay the night.. Please?"
"Ok sure. I just need to get the whole Simon thing out my head."
"Forget about it! It's over! Nothing to worry about! So let's get ready for later!"I just wore my normal every day outfit. It wasn't like it was a special occasion. Just me and my best friend off to see our boyfriends! I'm on the left by the way. I like to look more smart. And Lia is on the right. I always dressed things up. If I was gonna have a job as being a physiatrist I'm gonna have to look the part. Like all the time.
When I got dressed I quickly straightened my hair and Lia just put hers in a messy bun because she could do the most perfect buns! We still had like half an hour so we sat at the sofa and watched Hollyoaks.
"God.. Parry Glasspool is so fit.."
"Damn.. I'd love a piece of him..." So we both had a celerity crush. It was both the same guy but best friends share everything! Si here's a video of our 'boyfriend'
Come on! He's fit ok? So after we watched Hollyoaks and got completely shocked over the surprise murder AND swooned a little over Parry it was finally time to go. And I was so excited! I haven't seen Josh in weeks! The last time I saw him was in Leicester when he came to do a meet up for this weird YouTube group he's in. I don't know where I've heard the name before. Sidemen? Anyways we met there. I was in town and he used his best cheesiest pickup line on me.
"How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice. Hi I'm Josh. Josh Bradley."
I'll always remember that moment. Me and Lia got in my car and we drove to the centre of London. It wasn't that far away actually. It only took a couple of minutes and if you were to walk there it wouldn't of been a problem. We blasted out the radio and dangerous woman came on. We both looked at each other and burst out laughing. It was the only part of the night me and lia could remember the whole of. It must of been so awkward! Finally we were here and ready to go in. The house was huge from the outside. Josh must live with other people. Me and Lia walked towards the door and rang the doorbell. It was time. And shit was gonna go down..
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Complicated
FanfictionA Miniminter fan fiction: When Harley moves to London she can't help but fall in love with Simon. Only one problem. She's with Josh.