Complicated

The parents.

Me and Simon finally woke up. It was 9:15 and today was the day I'd make a fool out of myself probably anyways. I'd never met anyone's parents before and I was nervous. I didn't want to make a fool out of myself. He hugged me and we sat in eachothers arms.
"Hey babe.."
"Hey Si. What time does your parents want you to come round?"
"Well they want us to be there by 6 but it takes 2 hours to get to Leeds. So maybe like 4?"
"Ok sounds good. Would your mum mind if I wear what I normally wear?"
"Of course not. Your beautiful and as long as your yourself you'll be fine. Ok?"
"Ok Simon.."
"Good." He smiled at me and kissed me on my forehead. He got up and went downstairs.
I made the bed and got dressed. I had to think about my choice of clothing. I didn't want to disappoint. Simon said I'll be fine and his mum will like me but.. I don't want her to dislike me like she did Jess. I ended up putting on some white jeans, a black smart vest crop top and some black ankle boots. Oh yeah and of course my black cardigan. I put some nude lipstick on and winged eyeliner. And of course I straightened my hair. I walked downstairs to get breakfast.
"Wow Harley. You look gorgeous. My mum will love that.."
"Thanks Simon." He quickly kissed me on the cheek and then he ran upstairs to get dressed. It was now 14:56. Now nearly an hour to meet his parents. He walked downstairs and he was just wearing his Sidemen top and trackie bottoms.
"We should probably go now. My mum likes it when people come early. Especially me. I know it's bad but I'm my mums favourite."
"Si!" I laughed "that's not nice!"
"Come on let's get in the car."
"Good luck guys!" Emma shouted
"Have fun!" Sara shouted
We shut the door and got in the car. He put on the radio and we started singing along.
'We will we will rock you!" *clap clap*
Then another sing along song came on. Great. Just what we need while we're driving right?
'Bring me back to life' I sang the girl bit
'SAVE ME!' He sang the guy bit.
"Ok one more song? And then we can drive properly?"
"Fine."
'Her name is Noelle. And I had a dream about her she rings my bell. Got gym class in half an hour- I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. Listen to iron maiden baby with me. Ooohh'
We both looked at each other and laughed.
"Guess who's birthday it is in 3 days!" Simon said excited
"Mine.."
"I've got you a great surprise."
"Really? What is it?" Ok I sounded like a little kid. But I loved surprises.
"It's a surprise stupid." He laughed
"Ohh ok."
Finally we arrived at his parents house. We knocked on the door. Simon got the flowers out the back that he was gonna give to his mum and dad.
"Simon!"
"Mum!"
"Come in come in.."
Simon and I walked into the house. I'm not gonna lie the house was kinda beautiful. It had retro floral decoration.
"And you must be Harley! Welcome!"
"Hi ma'am"
"Please call me mum.."
"Mum!"
"What? I just want to let her know she's welcome!"
"It's fine. Nice meet you." I went to shake her hand but she gave me a really uncomfortable hug instead.
"Be careful of her! Hi I'm Simons dad.." We shook hands.
"So I've made a Sunday dinner for you and Simon. It should be ready in about 10 minutes. Simon. Why don't you show her around the house?"
"Ok mum." Simon grabbed my hand and escorted me upstairs.
"I'm really sorry about my mum by the way."
"She seems nice."
"She is but you've not seen the worst of her yet. She normally has a few drinks of wine and goes on the karaoke. She'll make you do it.." He laughed
"Ok I'm gonna try and do what she wants me to do. I don't want to make a bad first impression."
"Stop worrying!" He said hugging me. "Now let me show you around." We ended the tour in Simons bedroom.
"Aw Simon. This is so cute!"
"Don't be mean" he joked
"Aw likkle Pokemon figures aww"
"I miss my bed to be honest."
"DINNER!" Simons mum shouted. We went downstairs hand in hand and sat at the sofa. Simons dad brought in our diner and we sat at the sofa watching hollyoaks.
"You like this too?" I asked Simon's mum.
"Of course.. I wouldn't mind a piece of that parry glasspool lad."
I laughed uncontrollably
"Mum!"
"I wouldn't mind either to be honest. He's fit Af"
Me and Simons mum got on better than I thought. We had a lot in common and I wasn't so scared.
"Thankyou for dinner.. Mum." I cringed that she wanted me to call her mum but if it's what she wanted..
Simons mum and dad went into the kitchen to wash up and me and Simon cuddled on the sofa. We ended up watching Joe and Caspar hit the road.
"I love this film." He said
"I know so do I.."
We made out on the sofa and hardly watched any of the first part. Then Simons mum interrupted are make out session.
"Who wants some wineee" she sang. She poured me a glass of wine while Simon had beer with his dad.
After a few glasses Simons mum decided it was time for some karaoke. His dad brought in the machine and wired it up to the TV.
When he was done his mum and dad decided they'd go first to sing. And oh god it was let's say disturbing.. They sang 'your the one that I want.' From the movie Greece. They were dancing a long too. Me and Simon had to look away.. Let's just say the song is in a way about sex.
'I've got chills. They're multiplying and there losing control but the power your supplying.. It's electrifying.'
'Better shape up. Cuz I need a man..'
"Mum! Dad! Please stop!"
They carried on and completely ignored Simon and the dancing was getting worse.
"Ok guys! Your turnnn!!"
Me and Simon got up and picked a song. We decided to sing 'bring me to life' again because it's the only song we know the words to. After we were done we sang a couple of songs more each. That was until there was a knock at the door. Simon got up to get it.
"Ashley?"
Ew ashleymarieegaming someone get me a sick bucket. What will happen next?