WARNING BEFORE YOU START READING: This is a story that is, essentially, a story about the writer, me, "hooking up" with Neptune from Hyperdimension Neptunia. It WILL include sexually explicit content, if you do not wish to read these materials, plea...
It's been 10 years since me and Neptune had become a married couple. And every day has been an adventure for the both of us. But it's been a while since I've been developing a formula for my semen that breaks the "law" that she can't have a child, while keeping my personal formula intact. Many lab tests have proved false but I haven't been giving up on creating it. Every day, the scientists tell me that I'll never make it a reality but I haven't been listening. I've been working so often that even the staff doesn't see me that much. It's been looking like a lost cause but I keep going. I got to the lab this morning and started working. I worked for 5 hours before something caught my attention. It was a weak point in the stuff that prevents her from having a child, something I've been hoping to find for years! I examined it and revealed that there's a very, VERY specific chemical compound that could break the barrier. I took note of the list and gathered the materials needed to make the compound. If I could exploit this compound, I'd be able to destroy the entire barrier! The research began. It took some fine-tuning and a LOT of patience but I finally managed to make one ingredient for the compound. The others took less time, I guess that was the main ingredient. I needed to keep working!
TWO WEEKS LATER
I could tell that today was the day I finished the formula! My systems told me that the formula was 96.43% complete and I do around 5-10% every day so I just had to work my hardest and test it! Many hours of precision, stress and anxiety passed as I carefully put each molecule in its respective place. I held the last molecule in my hand as I said to myself.
-"Now is the time we've all been waiting for. Let's do this."
I put the last piece in and the bacteria started to harden, indicating that it was a living cell now. IT WORKED!!!!
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I brought it over to the testing lab and told everybody to start up the test. It started up and I placed the cell that I just named CIC-12 into the test chamber. All of us watched with hope. The cell stayed idle for a few seconds but eventually started eating away at the "wall" that was stopping us. Everyone started cheering in excitement. I was only focused on the cell as I envisioned the future. Eventually, the cell stopped eating once the wall was gone entirely. It stayed idle. It was waiting for the wall to show up again, I put some more wall in far away from it. It dashed towards the wall and ate it all. The guys in the scanning booth came down and told me that there was no of signs of the cell wanting to eat anything else. I took back the cell to my lab where I transformed it into a liquid form. I needed to put it in me. Everyone was working hard to get this into a liquid but after 3 hours or so, we finally did it. Now came the disgusting part, putting it in my semen. I laid down on the operation table and the doctors made me fall asleep. I hope this works. I looked at the clock and it was 7:05 PM.
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They woke me up later and I looked at the clock. 12:32?!?! I looked back to the doctors.
