twenty-six.
[texts about date ideas.]5:14pm
matt added al, harry, and dom into a groupchatdom: um wth is this
harry: finally a guy gc
harry: time to get litalberto: time to talk about shit we can't go to the girls about
dom: like sex
alberto: lit!!
matt: I NEED YOU GUYS' HELP
dom: oH so you're talking to us now
matt: um i was always talking to you that was just aria
harry: what do you need help with my friend
matt: I NEED HELP WITH ARIA
alberto: aria?
alberto: um did you make her go crazy alreadyharry: jesus christ matt
harry: we TOLD you not to tell her about your kinder egg toy collectionmatt: wait what
matt: no it's not about that
matt: and for the record i told her about my collection and she finds it adorabledom: then why do you need our help
matt: I NEED FIRST DATE IDEAS
harry: oH
dom: didn't you go on like 50 dates already?
alberto: ^^
matt: nonono those were pre dates
dom: pre dates?
matt: you all wouldn't understand
matt: they're like mini dates to the main first date
matt: which i need help withharry: WELL WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO
alberto: MY ADORABLE LITTLE BABIES
dom: OFC WE WILL HELP YOU BRO
matt: WELL HELP ME THEN
harry: ok bro squad assemble
alberto: take her to some restaurant
matt: that's too boring and too adulty
harry: a funfair?
matt: too cliché
dom: a stripclub
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