twenty-six.

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twenty-six.
[texts about date ideas.]

5:14pm
matt added al, harry, and dom into a groupchat

dom: um wth is this

harry: finally a guy gc
harry: time to get lit

alberto: time to talk about shit we can't go to the girls about

dom: like sex

alberto: lit!!

matt: I NEED YOU GUYS' HELP

dom: oH so you're talking to us now

matt: um i was always talking to you that was just aria

harry: what do you need help with my friend

matt: I NEED HELP WITH ARIA

alberto: aria?
alberto: um did you make her go crazy already

harry: jesus christ matt
harry: we TOLD you not to tell her about your kinder egg toy collection

matt: wait what
matt: no it's not about that
matt: and for the record i told her about my collection and she finds it adorable

dom: then why do you need our help

matt: I NEED FIRST DATE IDEAS

harry: oH

dom: didn't you go on like 50 dates already?

alberto: ^^

matt: nonono those were pre dates

dom: pre dates?

matt: you all wouldn't understand
matt: they're like mini dates to the main first date
matt: which i need help with

harry: WELL WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO

alberto: MY ADORABLE LITTLE BABIES

dom: OFC WE WILL HELP YOU BRO

matt: WELL HELP ME THEN

harry: ok bro squad assemble

alberto: take her to some restaurant

matt: that's too boring and too adulty

harry: a funfair?

matt: too cliché

dom: a stripclub

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