PRANK TEXT ▻ M. DADDARIO [EDITING]

fourty.

fourty.
[texts about blessings and help.]

7:41pm
matt is now texting: the parabatais

matt: okay guys I need to tell you all something

harry: you have genital herpes?

matt: stop its serious

dom: you're pregnant?

alberto: dom. did you skip the part in sex ed class where they tell us that guys cannot get pregnant??

matt: guys im serious please

harry: shit den he said please

dom: go on bro
dom: what is it

matt: im meeting arias family tomorrow
matt: well just her mum and her sister because her dads not around

alberto: why do you need to tell us that then? she's met your family? you're not nervous are you

matt: i am

dom: why bro?

matt: because

harry: spit it OUT

matt: i want to propose to aria

dom: hoLD THE FUCK UP

harry: wHAT

matt: and i want to ask her mum for her blessing tomorrow
matt: that's why im nervous

alberto: OH MY GOD
alberto: OH MY GOD MATT OH MY FUCKING GOD

harry: IM ACTHSLLY SCREAMJNG

dom: IM SO HAPPY SJDJWNCNKSNXNS FUCKING MARIA WEDDING

matt: im scared
matt: what if her mum says no?? tomorrow would be the first time she's meeting me and suddenly i just want to marry her daughter??

harry: matthew listen
harry: if you really do love aria, to the point where you want to spend the rest of your life with her, her mother will see that and she'll know that you're the right guy for her daughter

dom: are you staying over at arizona?

matt: yeah for a couple of days

alberto: then you shouldn't ask for her blessing tomorrow, instead ask on the day you're leaving

dom: ^ what i was going to say
dom: so she'd get to know you first
dom: make sure to get close to her

matt: okay that's a good idea
matt: but how the fuck do i propose
matt: idk what to do 😭

harry: jfc
harry: listen
harry: you love her, like, so fucking much, as does she. the last thing she'll be thinking about during the proposal is the setting and how you did it. she's going to be crying and too wrapped up in your love to even notice.

matt: really?

dom: yes fucking dammit
dom: you guys are literally the definition of relationship goals

alberto: ^
alberto: matt man, however way you do it, she'll still say yes

matt: but you guys don't think it's too soon? we've only been dating for 10 months?

harry: ok 1) marriage doesn't depend on how long you've been in the relationship
2) technically youve known each other for over a year so

dom: yes @ Harry
dom: and if you're really worried about "too soon" and all that, propose on your 1 year anniversary
dom: at least then, you would have been dating for a year

alberto: good idea @ dom

matt: okay
matt: *heavy breathing*
matt: *cries during heavy breathing*

alberto: it will be fine bro

harry: tAKE THE PLUNGE AND LET MY OTP BE MARRIED

dom: it's not the first time her mum's seen you is it?

matt: we've talked when aria skypes them and stuff

dom: that's fine then

harry: DO IT

alberto: hERE COMES THE BRIDE

dom: OH HERE SHE FUCKING COMES

harry: I'll be crying the entire wedding

matt: so will i