PRANK TEXT ▻ M. DADDARIO [EDITING]

fourty-seven.

fourty-seven.
[texts about help.] ??? idek

3:02pm
matt is now texting: claire bear

matt: CLAIRE
matt: CLAIRE
matt: CLAIRE BEAR

claire: jfc what do you WANT
claire: don't you have aria to fuck or something

matt: already did that!!

claire: i didn't need to know that
claire: ok maybe i did bc MARIA AF BITCHES
claire: anyway what im trying to eat

matt: speaking of 'maria'
matt: that's the reason why im here

claire: fuck the food i'm here for this
claire: what about maria matt
trouble in paradise?
claire: jfc don't tell me she's leaving her bras around the house
claire: i always tell her to stop doing that

matt: what??
matt: nO
matt: now listen to me!!

claire: so demanding ugh
claire: mind you, YOU interrupted my eating time with you and your problems so i'll do what i want

matt: pls listen to me :(

claire: since u asked so nicely
go ahead

matt: oK i came to you for discretion against em and kat
matt: so don't freak out TOO much

claire: what the fuck did u do
claire: IF YOU CHEATED ON ARIA THEN ISWEAR TO FUCKIGN GOD I WILL RIP YOUR DICK OFF SND FEED IT TO MY DOG

matt: JFC NO
matt: I WOULD NEVER
matt: AND THATS DISGUSTING STOP JAJSJ

claire: THEN WHY ARE U HERE JFC TELL ME

matt: IM GONNA ASK ARIA  TO MARRY ME OKAY JESUS CHRIST
matt: claire??
matt: WHERE DID U GO
matt: if u went and told kat or em or both then i will scream
matt: CLAIRE

claire: oh my god
claire: SORRY
claire: I NEEDED A MOMENT

matt: that wasn't a moment
matt: that was 50 moments

claire: WELL EXCUSE ME, MY BEST FRIEND IS GETTING ENGAGED, MY OTP IS GETTING MARRIED, SORRY BUT I NEED 100 MOMENTS NOT JUST 1 OR 50

matt: oKAY FINE TAKE 100 MOMENFS
matt: I JUST NEED UR HELP

claire: OHSHDJWJ
claire: HAPPY TO OBLIGE

matt: GREAT
matt: i think we should plan like in person
matt: since it's better, and i can show you my plans so far :)

claire: IM SO EXICTED CJSJX 
claire: SHOULD I COME TO YOURS? IS ARIA THERE?

matt: nO SHES STAYING AT KATS TODAY
matt: SO COME

claire: JAJXBNS IM OMW

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