twelve.

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twelve.
[texts about 20 questions.]

12:28pm
aria is now texting: matt the bitch

matt: hey jerk

aria: hey bitch :)

matt: so i had just realised something

aria: enlighten me

matt: i realised that we don't know much about each other
matt: not as much as we should i mean

aria: omfg oh yeah

matt: we've been talking for like 2/3 months and all i know is your name and your love for mini rolls

aria: don't mock my love for mini rolls

matt: pls pls im not
matt: so anyway
matt: let's play 20 questions

aria: 20 questions? what are we, at a middle schooler's birthday party?

matt: ARIA PLS
matt: I WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU

aria: omfg
aria: ok fine don't cry

matt: YAY
matt: okay first question: how old are you?

aria: 22
aria: how old are you?

matt: 28 ;)
matt: 7 YEARS, NOT THAT MUCH YKNO

aria: UHM
aria: YOUR TURN

matt: party pooper :(
matt: ok ok um
matt: favourite singer?

aria: halsey asf
aria: favourite animal?

matt: all of them :)
matt: animal rights enthusiast

aria: aW ME TOO

matt: YAY FOR ANIMALS!!
matt: ok, favourite food — apart from mini rolls

aria: umm
aria: any Italian food tbh, esp rissoto.
aria: birthday??

matt: october 1st
matt: your birthday?

aria: OMG
aria: OCTOBER 8TH

matt: OUR BIRTHDAYS ARE SO CLOSE OMG

aria: ASDFJHJCD
aria: OK MOVING ON
aria: favourite tv show??

matt: shadowhunters ;)
matt: yours?

aria: teen wolf & supernatural :))

matt: WHY NOT SHADOWHUNTERS

aria: I HAVENT SEEN IT

matt: WHAT
matt: ITS GREATTT

aria: AND IM SURE IT IS
aria: BUT I WANNA FINISH THE BOOKS FIRST

matt: iTS NOT SPOILERS FROM THE LAST BOOK ARE GONNA BE IN THE FIRST SEASON ARIA

aria: pls do not judge me
aria: i always read books before i watch things ok 

matt: ugh that's so cute
matt: i do that too, but not for tv shows

aria: yOU READ
aria: OK BOOK INTERROGATION
aria: what's your favourite series

matt: the mortal instruments obviously !!

aria: thought you didn't read books on tv shows hM?

matt: IT WAS A MOVIE FIRST OKAY

aria: okay favourite tmi character?

matt: alec ;)
matt: yours?

aria: definitely isabelle

matt: why not alec :(

aria: wHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH ALEC MATT

matt: I JUST THINK HES COOL

aria: HMM SURE

matt: OKAY ANYWAY
matt: moving on

aria: it's been only 7 questions what

matt: sure felt like 20

aria: so are you satisfied??

matt: not quite
matt: one more

aria: ok fine shoot

matt: will you send me a picture of you??

aria: no

matt: whyy :((

aria: all in good time my friend :)

matt: party pooper.

[a/n: please comment what you think!!]

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