PRANK TEXT ▻ M. DADDARIO [EDITING]

twenty-nine.

twenty-nine.
texts about revelations.]

4:33pm
aria is now texting: matty 💗

aria: how are you coping

matt: im parked down my street bUT I CANT EVEN GO HOME

aria: just buy more clothes instead of going to get some

matt: that's what I've been doing for the past week and a half aria
matt: i want my pyjamas :(

aria: maybe we should just tell them?

matt: but it's fun as hell to watch them suffer unknowingly

aria: but matt
aria: they're becoming paranoid

matt: just a few more days?
matt: at least until it hits the 2 weeks mark

aria: that's 2 days

matt: 2 days and ill come back, and we'll tell them

aria: okay fine
aria: now come back to mine, and beds very cold without you :(

matt: aria its like summer
matt: it's extremely warm

aria: does it look like i care
aria: i just want you here

matt: im omw babe pls
matt: GET SUPERNATURAL READY FOR ME

aria: binge watch?

matt: binge watch.

aria: fucking perfect.

3:09pm
aria is now texting: hornyhunters

aria: such a nice day

matt: i agree
matt: very sunny

aria: and warm

em: WHAT THE FUCK

harry: oh my fucking

alberto: you two are alive?

kat: do you realise HOW LONG WEVE BEEN WAITING

dom: THE AMOUNT OF STAKE OUT SHIFTS WEVE HAD TO TAKE

alberto: im STILL parked outside your house

aria: ah yes about the stake out
aria: my BOYFRIEND would really like to go to be let into his house without being attacked

matt: yeah guys
matt: i miss my bed

em: wait wait wait what?

harry: did you fucking just

kat: say

alberto: BOYFRIEND?

dom: what the FUCK

aria: :)

matt: :)

harry: WHAT THE FUCK YOUVE BEEN DATING AND YOU DIDNG FUCKIN. TELL HS OMFH
harry: MARIA IS FUCKING REAL
harry: ITS REAL

dom: ALL ABOARD THE FUCKIG SHIP
dom: BECAUSE ITS NOT JUST SAILING
dom: ITS FUCKING FLYING

em: OH MY GOD SDIS

alberto: NO ONE HNDERSTANDS
alberto: IM SCREAMING IN MY CAR WITH HARRY RIGHT NOW
alberto: HES NOW DANCING IN THE STREET

kat: I FELL OFF MY BED
kat: I'm SO

harry: HOW LONG??

aria: 2 weeks :)
aria: since the first date

em: oh my god.
em: you fucking bitch

dom: matt.
dom: you asked to be your girlfriend.
dom: and you didn't tell me.

matt: well
matt: actually

aria: correction
aria: i asked HIM out

harry: what

alberto: what

dom: wHAT

em: OMFG ARIA!!

kat: YOU DID IT
kat: IM SO SO PROUD 

dom: im so

matt: um so can i come home now
matt: im sorta parked a few spaces down from you all

harry: what the hell

alberto: I SEE HIM

dom: ATTACK

em: so now that they're gone

kat: tell us everything

aria: ill text you my address and just come over :)

kat: fiNALLY

em: we will fucking race there
em: kat meet me there

kat: bitch im already in my car

aria: well yikes
aria: bring food on your way

em: no way that will slow us down

aria: well ok then

[a/n: i never know how to end these chapters sigh. btw btw, chapter 35 will be amazing just wait.]