PRANK TEXT ▻ M. DADDARIO [EDITING]

thirty six.

thirty-six
[texts about being drunk.]

2:34pm
matt is now texting: hornyhunters

matt: you really should not have posted this aria 😳

em: maTTS HORNY

dom: GUYS IM WITH HIM
dom: HES GONE RED

harry: MaTt contROL youR liTTLE oNE

aria: hm
aria: it's not little

kat: aRIA
kat: we dID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT

alberto: maria sex = confirmed again

dom: HE LEFT THE ROOM
dom: HE SHUFFLED AWKWARDLY SIDEWAYS OUT OF THE ROOM TO HIDE HIS ERECTION

aria: stop screaming my head is pounding

kat: just like what matt's doing RN

dom: KAT

harry: KAT NO

alberto: YOURE TOO SMOL FOR THIS NO

em: watch how Matt will go to her house pretending that he's gonna care for her hangover but infact

harry: SEX SEX SEX

alberto: kat told me how they spent their entire last day in NY just in the hotel room fucking

dom: I KNOW MATT TOLD ME
dom: HES GETTING IT

aria: GooD gOD GUYS

kat: HAHAHA

aria: the thing is
aria: idc if people know
aria: but matt's all like "eh no people think im vanilla but im really not"
aria: he really is not vanilla

em: ARIA ST00P

aria: wHAT

harry: so much sexual info my heart can't take this

em: ok ok summary of what we have learnt today

alberto: 1) maria has sex a lot

kat: 2) matt is not little

dom: 3) matt is not vanilla

matt: 4) matt is still here and does not appreciate people talking about his sexual thingies

dom: wtf wait matt you've been in the toilet for like half an hour

matt: im not in the toilet

aria: wtf my door bell's ringing
aria: unless it's the post for my supernatural merch then im not opening

kat: check the peep hole

dom: HES NOT EVEN IN MY HOUSE WTF MATT WHERE DID YOU GO

harry: istg

aria: iTS MATT WTF

dom: when matt ditches you to go all the way to arias to get rid of his boner smh

matt: dOM SHUT UP
matt: aria baby let me in please :')

aria: ugh fine but don't be loud my head hurts

kat: i hear sex is a good cure for hangovers

alberto: you heard or you experienced

kat: same thing

harry: KAT NO SEX FOR YOH
harry: YOURE TOO YOUNG

kat: IM FUCKING 20 LEAVE ME ALONE

dom: our child is rebelling

alberto: you're grounded

kat:

dom: no you bloody do not

kat: #FreeKatherine2k16

em: never

aria: well kat was right about one thing

alberto: what

dom: kat's never right what

aria: sex is a good cure for hangovers

matt: jfc aria

em: dear fucking lord these two probably go through an entire condom box a day

harry: im so done nope too much sex
harry: my children should aLL be virgins until marriage

aria: fuq dat lol
aria: anyway i need to shower bye

matt: without me? ;)

em: no way nope

matt has been removed by: emmy

em: no fuq bois allowed

aria: he still joined me anyway

harry: ok bye

aria has been removed by: haeri