PRANK TEXT ▻ M. DADDARIO [EDITING]

fourty-four.

fourty-four.
[texts about proposal ideas.]

3:41pm
matt is now texting: bros before hoes (with the exception of aria)

matt: i have gathered you all to this formal meeting today
matt: because i need fucking hELp

dom: ugh what now

harry: u only come when u need something!!
harry: we don't like feeling used !!
harry: jk

alberto: anyway
alberto: what's up bro

matt: oK so since you're all aware, arias mom gave me the go ahead

dom: excuSE ME
dom: we were NOT aware

matt: didn't i tell you?

alberto: no you did not smh

matt: well
matt: now you know

dom: ARIA AND MATT ARE GETTING MARRIED BITCHES

harry: HOW ARE YOU GONNA POP THE BIG Q

matt: um that's the reason why im here
matt: BC I DONT KNOW

alberto: ah
alberto: well you have come to the right place mi amigo

harry: we're the love experts here

dom: we'll guide you through this life change

matt: ok
matt: can you help and guide me then, "love experts"?

alberto: okay okay wELL
alberto: what proposals do you NOT want

matt: cheesy and clichè
matt: she hates clichè

dom: mhm right
dom: i think

harry: LE GASP
harry: I have aN iDEA

dom: excuse me i was mid typing and u had to say smthing causing me to delete what i was i was typing bc u interuppted

harry: but i have an idea

dom: wELL SO DO I SO LISTEN

alberto: jfc fine we're listening

dom: so basically
dom: since your relationship was based off social media and texting, i think ur proposal should have something to do w/ that

matt: Omfg yES

harry: okay that was way better than what i had in mind

alberto: i thINK
alberto: you should agree to meet up somewhere but when she's on her way constantly change the location
alberto: so she gets annoyed slightly
alberto: then finally decide on a place and boom pop the Q

harry: OMF AL
harry: my idea was simple and ugly af

dom: WHEN YOU GET TO THE FINAL LOCATION GET A STRANGER TO ASK HER WHAT SHE ASKED YOU IN HER PRANK TEXT

matt: JAKXJSJD YES

alberto: omF yes dom
alberto: THe poRN SITE ONE OMG

dom: but then idk how to go from there and pop the question
dom: depends on the final location

matt: it's oKAY guys
matt: ill plan it from there
matt: fuck i love you all sm

alberto: you should marry us instead

dom: true ^

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