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fifty-one.

12:57pm
emeraude added: claire, kitty kat, and fictional bro into the chat!

claire: oo what's this

matt: why did you make a gc???
matt: with just the four of us??

em: cut the crap matt

matt: ?¿

kat: what the HELL is going on?

em: ^^

matt: wth are you talking about kat

kat: the article that blog posted on tumblr

claire: what article??

em: omfg. ugh.
em: https//www.tumblr.com/shcu/!289#%18

kat: you two better explain

matt: oh my god NO

claire: sHIT SJDJSJ
claire: YOU AND EVERYONES GOT IT ALL WRONG

em: all wrong??
em: then why did aria come to me complaining about the fact that she hasn't seen or barely heard from you for over a week matt
em: she sounded a little upset

kat: ^^ and she also was saying how you just simply brushed it off

matt: omg. she did?
matt: she's upset?

em: um yeah!!
em: now explain or i'll cut your dick off

claire: shit shit it's nothing wrong
claire: shit did she read the article

em: i think so
em: since she won't reply to my calls or texts

kat: where the hell is matt

em: fucking pussy
em: claire explain

claire: ...
claire: it's not really my place to say

kat: are you shitting me rn

claire: i can't say unless matt says i can

em: what the fuck
em: ok where the HELL is matt

matt: she's not replying to me
:(
matt: wtf like nothing is even going on

kat: just tell us why you and claire are hanging out so much then and why leave aria out

matt: ndjajxjs

claire: matt just tell them

em: oh so there is something to tell.

matt: claire

claire: matt seriously fucking tell them it's not that deep
claire: we didn't tell them at first as a joke but now shit is getting serious

kat: ...

matt: fine

em: we're listening

matt: claire and i have been hanging out because she's helping me plan something ok

kat: what's the something

em: matt if you're going to fucking tell us then don't leave no shit out

claire: omfg just SAY IT SERIOUSLY

matt: OKAY JESUS CHRIST
matt: she's helping me plan my proposal to aria okay fucking hell are you both happy now

kat: oh

em: oh

kat: wait what

em: OH

kat: PROPOSAL?

em: PROPOSAL?
em: AND YOU DIDNT INCLUDE US

kat: ALL THIS DRAMA
kat: ALL THIS
kat: BECAHSE OF A PROPOSAL

em: OH MY GLD
em: YOURE PROPOSING

claire: ...

matt: yeah i am ok
matt: i didn't tell you both because ik you'd both get too excited and might say something
matt: so claire and i went out and about to get everything done

kat: oh my god
kat: shhh i still need time to process

em: snxjjsns omG
em: this whole thing seems so stupid and petty now omfg

matt: tell me about it
matt: but guys
matt: she thinks something's going on :( she won't reply to me

claire: me neither...

matt: i would explain but i can't exactly say "sorry aria but your best friend and i have been hanging out bc we're planning for the moment when i ask you to marry me."

em: don't worry matt
em: kat and i will sort it out

kat: we will?

em: yes we will
em: we can't let her beat herself up over something that's untrue

kat: okay okay

em: matt fr just relax it'll be ok

matt: are you sure?

em: positive x

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