Tash: Hello. It's been a while but we're back.
Total: FINALLY! Okay, now guys remember what we rehearsed.
Nudge: Total, we've done this thing before. Like twenty times.
Total: I quit.
Max: *rolls eyes*
Tash: Okay so the first dare is for Fang from Phoenix104. You have to talk nonstop for 2 hours.
Nudge: But that's my job!
Total: You got fired too, Nudge. We'll be on the streets forever, lonely.
Iggy: Stop being such a drama queen, Total.
Fang: Well what the hell do I talk about for 2 freaking hours?
Angel: Anything. Just say what's on your mind.
Total: Okay, GO!
Fang: Um this is hard. I don't see the point of this. I don't see how you can go on forever for something, Nudge. This is actual freaking hard. I'm getting bored. My throat is gonna die. YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE SICK OF ME WHEN 2 HOURS IS UP! How long have I been talking for? Has it been 2 hours yet?
Max: I think that's the most you've ever said, Fang. Congrats.
Gazzy: I'LL GET THE TROPHY.
Nudge: We don't have a trophy, Gazzy.
Fang: Why would you give me a trophy? There is no point of getting me a trophy. That was a little offensive. I do talk. But not like this. Ugh, this is sickening. MAKE IT STOP. DON'T LET ME GO ON. Man, I'm gonna lose my voice tomorrow. And it won't be my fault. Then I really won't talk much. I'm so not looking forward to tomorrow. I wonder what tomorrow's gonna be like? Will it be sunny? Maybe it'll rain? Who knows.
Dylan: *puts his hands over his ears* this sounds worse than a dying cat.
*Two hours later*
Everyone: *Snoring on the couch*
Fang: Are you guys even listening to me anymore? I am offended. I swear Total is drooling in his sleep. Man, I need to get a camera. Does anyone have a camera? Fine, don't help the cool guy who's been put through torture for the past 2 hours. WAKE UP!
Everyone: *wakes up slowly*
Total: *yawn* Did you do it, Fang? The whole 2 hours?
Fang: You drool in your sleep.
Total: That is very offensive.
Fang: No one was listening.
Nudge: Well now you know how I feel like when I babble on. What did you talk about Fang? Oh, I bet it was interesting. Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if someone else was the one who went on and on. It would be weird like, you know?
Max: Nudge, we just had a whole 2 hours of the Fang channel. You don't have to be desperate to get your title back.
Tash: *clears throat* The next dare is from TaishawnJohnson. They dare Dylan to smoke a cigarette.
Fang: Gross, Dylan.
Dylan: Where the hell am I supposed to get a cigarette?
Iggy: From Walmart or something. Walmart sells everything.
Total: We should have a field trip to Walmart one day. It'll be so cool.
Max: We don't have the money.
