Tash: The first dare for this morning is –
Total: Wait, it's morning?
Fang: No genius it's midnight.
Iggy: Look out the window, idiot. If it's light, do you think its dinner time?
Total: Angel, help me. I'm being cyberbullied.
Nudge: Total, you have to be on the internet to be cyberbullied.
Total: ... I feel cheated.
Angel: They were being honest, though, Total. Sometimes you just need some tough love.
Gazzy: OH BURN! SOMEONE GET SOME WATER BECAUSE IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE.
Dylan: Oh sorry should I leave?
Max: What?
Dylan: Gazzy said it's getting hot in here. And I said should I leave? I meant that as, I'm hot so I'm heating in up the room.
Gazzy: That was lame. Even I know that and I'm eight.
Dylan: You guys are bullies.
Nudge: Stop being so mean to each other guys. I want peace.
Iggy: Like all of those people in Miss United States Beauty Pageant or something? They all want world peace.
Nudge: World peace is a good thing! Who wants to be at war?
Gazzy: ME! I'm at war with Dylan.
Dylan: Ugh, no you're not.
Gazzy: I am now.
Fang: Sure thing, Gazzy.
Tash: Moving on, as usual. Jessicaq10 dares someone to steal money.
Gazzy: LET ME DO IT!
Max: Why?
Gazzy: BECAUSE I'M THE MOST WORTHY PERSON!
Fang: So you think neither of us can steal someone's money?
Gazzy: YES! AND BECAUSE I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT TO STEAL MONEY!
Iggy: Geez, you must have had bad parenting *eyes Max*
Max: EXCUSE ME I COULD HAVE DUMPED YOU ON THE STREETS WHENEVER I WANTED OR I COULD HAVE DROWNED YOU IN THE OCEAN!
Dylan: Be more appreciative guys, come on.
Total: PEACEKEEPER!
Angel: *sneaks off without anyone noticing*
Iggy: Man Max, you're really losing your temper. Take a breather. What could I've possible said that would have set you off?
Max: I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
Nudge: Stop being an ass, Iggy.
Total: Language.
Fang: Okay, so the stealing money thing?
Gazzy: LET ME DO IT!
Max: I'm going to do it because I want Gazzy to be humiliated.
Iggy: Wow, Max you must have a bad boyfriend who gives you such terrible ideas... *eyes Fang*
Fang: I'm going to punch you, you know that?
Iggy: You wouldn't dare.
Fang: *punches Iggy*
