Tash:Ugh. I've had sooooo much home work it's not even funny.
Gazzy: Home work is not funny...
Tash: I shouldn't be complaining though. Jessicaq10 had to write 9,000 words for something in a week and it's making her live in her own room.
Nudge: Don't you kinda live in your own room anyway??
Angel: She means that Jessicaq10 has been spending so much time doing home work in her room she can't go outside.
Total: Who goes outside when you have facebook?
Dylan: Um everyone Total.
Gazzy: oh yeah. I forgot you were here.
Dylan *Glares at Total*
Nudge: Normal people, Total. Normal people go outside.
Total: Well first off, I'm a dog not a person. Secondly, I'm not normal. Talking dog, the wings. HELLO.
Tash: ... On the subject of Jessicaq10, she dares Iggy to make a prank call.
Iggy: Oh I would gladly do that. Bring me a phone.
Fang: We're not your slaves.
Iggy: You are now.
The flock: *no one moves*
Iggy: Oh come on. Take pity on the blind guy.
The flock: *no one moves*
Iggy: Fine. Be that way. *runs to get a phone*
Tash: While we're waiting, Jessicaq10 dares everyone to say craft instead of cry from now on.
Fang: I don't ever recall anyone saying cry too often.
Dylan: You have to say craft instead of cry Fang.
Fang: HYPOCRITE!!!
Dylan: shut up.
Iggy: *Runs back* okay *phew* that took too long because you guys wouldn't give the blind buy his phone.
The flock: *silent*
Iggy: Ignore me then. Whatever. I don't care.
Gazzy: PRANK CALL THE PIZZA SHOP.
Nudge: no prank call someone else. The pizza shop is boring.
Iggy: Okay *clears throat and dials a number on his phone* Hello? This is Barack Obama here to order pizza.
Pizza Guy: Sorry what was that?
Iggy: This is Barack Obama here to order pizza.
Pizza Guy: Ummm. Barack Obama is nowhere near here.
Iggy: Well he is now. Can I have 1 large meatlovers, 1 large Hawaiian and a -
Pizza Guy: *Hangs up*
Iggy: Darn it.
Angel: You should have made it more believable.
Iggy: I had fun *high-fives Gazzy*
Tash: Moving on. Jessicaq10 dares Iggy to read.
Nudge: It's all about Iggy today *sad face*
Iggy: *smirks at Nudge* Someone get me a book. You can't ignore me this time.
Fang: Iggy, you're blind. You can't read.
Iggy: Thank you, Mr Obvious. Now get me a book,
Fang: Fine. *Runs off to get Iggy's book*
Tash: While Fang's gone, Iggy come over here.
Iggy: ...
Tash: *Whispers to Iggy* Felicia013 dares you to dare Max to tell Fang she is having Dylan's baby.
Iggy: *Laughs* this is going to be fun. *clears throat* okay. I dare Max to tell Fang she is having Dylan's baby.
Max: Whaaaaat?
Iggy: you heard me.
Nudge: This is going to be hilarious.
Dylan: This is going to be so awkward. I feel sorry for Fang.
Total: Awkward yes. Funny, yes also.
Fang: *Runs back with Iggy's book* Here you go. *Puffs* You betta bake me a cake for this. *Everyone is staring at Fang* What?
Max: I have to tell you something Fang.
Fang: yeah?
Max: Something serious.
Fang: And?
Gazzy: *Trying not to laugh*
Angel: *Nudges Gazzy to be quiet*
Max: You have to promise not to freak out or to do anything.
Fang: Why...?
Max: Just promise me.
Fang: Okay. I promise.
Max: I'm having Dylan's baby.
Fang: ... *Looks at Dylan, then at Max* What?
Max: I'm having Dylan's baby.
Fang: When did you... *Turns really angry and glares at Dylan*
Dylan: *takes a few steps back and raises his hands in surrender*
Fang: *Looks at Max* How could you? After everything we've been through? How could you do this?
Max: *Silent and feeling bad*
Fang: *Kicks Dylan hard in the spot that hurts*
Dylan: *screams in pain and collapses to his knees*
Fang: *Turns away and leaves*
Angel: where is he going?
Tash: I suggest you go after him Max because Fang has a knack for leaving.
Max: Fang? *Runs to Fang*
Iggy: Man that went terrible.
Nudge: *sniffs and blows nose on a tissue* That was so sad. Sadder than the Fault In Our Stars.
Total: Now that was a sad movie. I even cried in that.
Tash: Excuse me? You know it was a book first.
Total: It was?
Tash: I am going to punch your face out.
Total: Oh you wouldn't. You wouldn't hurt a fluffy talking dog with wings.
Max: *Comes back with Fang* It's all good. I told Fang it was a dare.
Gazzy: aww. You should have gone along with it.
Max: *Glares at Gazzy coldly*
Fang: I hate you all for going along with it.
Dylan: HEY! Iggy never read his book.
Iggy: *Looks at the book in his hands*
Fang: I ran a whole 2 kilometers to get you that.
Iggy: Wow, so tiring *Sarcasm*
Tash: I'm going to wrap it up for the day. I need to start my maths because I have a test tomorrow.
Gazzy: Test? What's a test?
Tash: You people are lucky you don't have them. Wait til you get a maths investigation.
Total: What are those?
Tash: Absolute hell.
