Thoughts on Max
Everyone: *Turns to Fang*
Fang: What?
Gazzy: Your thoughts.
Fang: No. You don't want to know what's in my mind about Max.
Thoughts on Jeb.
Max: Where do I start?
Angel: He was like a Dad.
Gazzy: You were only 2 years old.
Angel: You were only 4 years old!
Max: Ahem, I was 10.
Fang and Iggy: We were too!
Total: Who's Jeb?
Max: Don't worry.
Thoughts on Fang.
Max: Do I have to answer?
Nudge: Urgh. Corse you do.
Total: Um, I think she a lousy cook.
Everyone but Max agrees.
Fang: I swear over half the stuff you cook is poisonous.
Max: Touché
Total: Good point. It's kinda obvious.
Thoughts on Total.
Total: My time for spotlight!
Angel: I think Total is a beautifiul dog!
Total: Am I just a dog? Or am I a Big Fat Friend?
Nudge: *FACE PALM* OMG TOTAL!!! YOU ARE SO DUMB!!
Total: Why? Is that not what it means?
Max: Okay, even I know what 'BFF' means.
Fang: Total, even Max knows what a 'BFF' is.
Max: *Glares at Fang*
Thoughts on Iggy.
Max: Should we get Ella?
Iggy: Ella... *Faints on the spot*
Thoughts on Nudge:
Nudge: Okay, what do you guys think of me?
Max: I think you talk a lot. That's why we call it the Nudge Channel 24 hours a day.
Nudge: Really! Thanks.
Fang: Agreed.
Gazzy: That's all you really need to say.
Nudge: Oh really? All you think of me is a a person who talks a lot.
Gazzy: And annoying, stupid, dumb, the list goes on.
Thoughts on Angel:
Angel: I can just read your minds.
Max: I feel stalked...
Gazzy: Well, as my sister, you are annoying, stupid, dumb and a moron...
Angel: Yet you think I'm just a cute, innocent little kid who can read you mind.
Total: Sorry Angel, but I'm kinda creaped out...
Thoughts on Gazzy:
Gazzy: *Farts really loudly* Oops.
Everyone: EWWWWW *Holds their noses*
Max: That is why we call you the Gasman.
Iggy: Gas... mask!!!!
Thoughts on Cookies:
Max: That's easy! Cookies are yummy.
Iggy: I bet I can make better cookies then Ella and your mum.
Max: Oh yeah?
Angel: Max, he feles really confident.
Max: Just because he's confident doesn't mean he's going to win.
Thoughts on the plane that crashed in Ukraine:
Nudge: A plane crashed!?!
Max: Yeah, didn't you watch the news?
Nudge: ...
Fang: Is that the forst time Nudge hasn't watched the news.
Total: If only we birdkids were there...
Iggy: Total, your a dog.
Total: I noticed.
