KKB With 7 & 9 Year Olds

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I dare the Flock to play KKB

Angel: What do you do?

Max and Fang: I don't think the 7 year old should play

Angel: But I love games!

Gazzy: How do you play?

Max and Fang: Or the 9 year old

Total: Sounds interesting

Max and Fang: Or the dog

Total: Why not me?

Max: You're a dog. You and Aklia are the only dogs I actually know.

Total: Good point.

Nudge: I'm 12! I should play.

Iggy: I'm here too. I want to play

Max: Too bad

Total, Angel and Gazzy: Why!!

Angel: How do you play?

Fang: Um, someone picks three people and you have to kill one, kiss one and bang one.

Gazzy: What? Do I have to grab a knife and go stab stab stab and kill them?

Max: No really killing them.

Angel: What does bang mean?

Max, Fang and Iggy: *Looks at each other*

Angel: *Reads their minds*

Gazzy: What does it mean? Tell me!

Max: You don't want to know.

Nudge: So can we play?

Fang: Fine

Nudge, Gazzy and Angel: YAY!!!

Max: ...

Total: I'm going to play but no one can choose me because you guys don't know any other dogs.

Max: That's so unfair.

Nudge: Can I start?

Fang: Wait. Should we change bang to marry?

Max and Iggy: Yeah.

 Nudge: Whatever.

Max: Iggy. You start.

Iggy: I pick Fang.

Fang: Hurry up.

Iggy: Um... Max, that red hair girl that Max was so jealous of..

Max: *Glares at Iggy*

Iggy: And Dr Bridget.

Fang: ..... Kill red hair girl...

Max: That's a relief.

Fang: ... Kiss Dr Bridget and marry Max.

Gazy: Fang and Max are in luuuuuurrrrrvve.

Fang and Max: Shut up.

Fang: Total, pick someone.

Total: Nudge.

Nudge: YAY!!!

Total: Fang, Iggy and that guy you met at school.

Nudge: His name is Sloan.

Total: Whatever

Nudge: Ummm..... Kill Fang.

Fang: ...

Nudge: Kiss Iggy and marry Sloan.

Max: Predictable

Nudge: *Glares at Max* I pick Gazzy.

Gazzy: Yeah what?

Nudge: I'm picking the people for you!!!!!

Gazzy: Oh right.

Nudge: *Sigh* Um.... Ella, me and Max.

Gazzy: Kill Max.

Max: HEY!!

Gazzy: Kiss Ella and marry Nudge.

Everyone: Eeww

Gazzy: What? Did you want me to marry Max?

Max: NO!!!!

Fang: Just pick Gazzy.

Gazzy: Fine. Angel.

Angel: Yeah?

Gazzy: That subway kid, Iggy and Fang.

Angel: Kill the subway kid.

Max: This isn't going to end well...

Angel: Kiss Iggy and marry Fang.

Fang: ... This game doesn't work for little kids.

Angel: I pick Max.

Max: Hurry up.

Angel: Fang, that Sam guy from school and Dylan.

Max: ... Um... Kill Sam. Kiss Dylan and marry Fang.

Iggy: Obviously. Okay. I kinda have to ship Fax now.

Max: Fax is a horrible ship name....

Fang: At least it's better then Mylan.

Max: Touché

Total: Iggy!! Your turn.

Iggy: Yeah? Who?

Total: Ella, Max and Nudge.

Iggy: Kill Nudge. Kiss Max.

Max: Ew.

Iggy: and marry Ella.

Max: *Phew* At least that's done.

Gazzy: Just asking, what is a 'ship'?

Max, Fang and Iggy: Don't worry.


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