person: *reads 1 of ur books*
person on your message board: hEY i love ur //books// and your writing, i was wondering if you could check out mine?? it's called "5sos adopts me and i live with them"
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ok let's do some "statistics" ok
i have about 15 books
2/15 are rants
3/15 are literal trash talk
6/15 are muke, phan, larry whatever
2/15 are "tip" books
1/15 includes a 5sos member attracted to a DAMN TREE
the last 1/15 is my first book ive ever published
where did u get the impression from my books that i would read about an underage girl who falls in love with 4 guys ?
listen, if ur gonna advertise, you gotta make sure the person is into whatever you're writing
if that person writes and votes on books about mUke and only about muke, don't advertise your mashton book to them
if theyre into phan books only, don't advertise your justin bieber fan account to them
if you dont think theyre into it, dONt advErtiSe
i put effort into that gif ok