Mel: bleh
Lexi: can I change my name back
Mel: hell no
Lexi: shit
Lexi: is it bad that I actually kinda like this name
Mel: no
Lexi: fair enough
Lexi: so is literally everyone here gay
Mel: ya, except Patrick idk about him
Trick: asexual my friend
Ty: im bi
Mel: well there you go
Lexi: damn okay
Lexi: I'm like lowkey gay lowkey not-200%-guy
Mel: that explains why you like the name Lexi
Lexi: k it does
Dal: I'm bach
Dal: *back
Dal: im not the famous composer from the 1800s or whatever
Ty: *1700s
Dal: stfu tyjo
Ty: rude
Mel: I still ship you too
Ty: *two
Mel: ACTUALLY FUCK OFF OKAY
Ty: :'(
Mel: okay sorry
Dal: it's notp TBH
Mel: lies
Hay: it's otp m80
Ty: you guys disgust me
Lexi: same @ tyj
Mel: tyjo and Alex
Mel: Tyex
Mel: yes
Dal: whelp you guys are officially crazy
Hay: me and Alex
Alex: I agree
Hay: omg
Alex: guys
Alex: it's 4:00 am
Alex: we have to wake up in 2 hours
Alex: oh shit okay everyone sleep gn
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"So, this is, um, Alex." Tyler says with a smile while sitting down at the lunch table.
"Oh, hey." Dal says. "Still shorter than me."
"Everyone's shorter than you." Melanie points out.
"Okay true." He says, smiling and biting into an apple.
Patrick and Hayley sit down next to Dallon. Patrick steals a grape from Hayley's lunch bag and pops it into his mouth.
"I still ship you two." Mel says to Ty and Alex.
"I hate you so much." Alex says while rolling his eyes.
"You guys love me and I know it." She says with a big smile.
Dallon looks over and realizes that Brendon, Josh, Jack, Pete, and Ashley are all walking over to them. He tenses up slightly and tries to look somewhat decent, which isn't possible because he's eating an apple and he's really messy.
"Hey, Dallon. Why're you sitting with these losers?" He says, sitting on the table.
"Maybe because they're my friends." Dallon says irritatedly.
"Well you've got some weird friends." Jack says from behind, Alex trying to hide behind Tyler.
"Whatever. At least I'm not a rude bitch that has at least 47 STDs."
"You wanna fuck around with me?" Jack nearly yells.
"Okay, chill dude. You are kind of being an asshole." Brendon says while trying to push Jack away from Dallon.
"Oh my god of course. I'm out." Jack walks away with a red face, most likely heading to the bathrooms to punch the wall.
"Oh my god what an asshole." Mel mumbles.
"Yeah, he acts like that sometimes. Dal, wanna come sit with us?" Brendon says with a smile.
"Nah, I'm here with my friends that aren't total assholes." Dallon says with absolutely no chill.
"Whatever. Cya around." Brendon walks off, dragging his entourage with him.
"You have like, no chill at all." Alex says while coming out from behind Tyler.
"No one insults my friends. Plus, Jack is kind of an asshole."
"I mean, he's got a nice one in bed. I mean what." Alex says blushing.
"I ship it." Mel says quietly.
"You ship everything, Mel." Patrick says, grabbing another grape from Hayley's lunch.
"Well because everyone is cute together." Mel replies defensively.
"It's time to stop, Mel." Ty says.
"Whatever." She says, giggling.
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Tag, You're It ⚣ Brallon
FanfictionDallon is a pretty pastel pink tumblr aesthetic boy. Brendon is a sporty jock with all the girls crushing on him. They bump into each other in the halls of school and their lives begin to unravel.
