Tag, You're It ⚣ Brallon

Twelve

"So, are you gay?" Dallon asks Brendon while they're watching Shrek.

"Huh? Oh, nah. Although, there's one guy I'd definitely bang."

"Who?"

"Ryan Gosling."

"Oh my god of course."

"What?"

"Every straight guy would bang him."

"Whatever." He laughs, fixing his pants. "Who would you bang?"

"Oh, no one right now."

"There's gotta be someone."

"I would tell you but..."

"It's me, isn't it?"

"What? Oh no."

"Stop lying, dude. You act like a teen girl around me."

"Oh my god I don't like you."

"Sure." He says condescendingly. Dallon rolls his eyes and stands up.

"I'm gonna go grab another ice pack because my face hurts like hell." He heads downstairs and closes the door behind him.

Brendon stands up and just decides to go through his shit. He lays on the floor and looks under the bed, grabbing a magazine from under there.

"Brendon. What the actual hell are you doing?" Dallon says, standing above him.

"Oh hey. I found your fapping material."

Dallon rolls his eyes, ripping the magazine from his hand and throwing it in the closet.

"Shit, what time is it?"

"Like, six-ish."

"Whelp. I gotta be home by six thirty so I should probably head out. Comin' to school tomorrow?"

"Probably not, to be honest."

"Damn, alright. I'll get your schedule so I can get all your homework. Cya tomorrow."

"Cya!"

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Mel: dude he TOTALLY likes you

Dal: I know and I'm going to scream save me plz

Alex: wait why were you gone today

Dal: Jack beat the hell out of me

Alex: I need to fight him

Dal: just bang him again

Alex: I still have his number omg should I text him

Ty: do it

Alex: k I'll take screenshots

Ty: k good

Alex:

Alex: well alright okay let's do this

Ty: need back up?

Alex: just hide out at the park by the school

Ty: we'll cya there