This is Nael
This is kenneth
And boi oh boi ya know who is this.
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"Oh hey you're back!"
"Yeah, can I have--"
"Double shot expresso?"
"Um..."
"Sorry if its creeps you out, but we have this rule that when a customer buys our coffee for the third time, we had to remember their usual."
"Oh, right."
"So, double shot?"
"No, make it three."
"Oh, bad day?"
"Short *sneeze* of."
"NAEL DID YOU SEE--oh there you are poopé"
"Get *sneeze* that thing off *sneeze* me"
"Hey! Stop being rude to poopè. He has feelings too!"
"He's just a cat."
"Yes, one hell of a handsome cat."
"Just *sneeze* leave."
"Fine."
"Fine."
"Just so you know, I'm walking away because you're bad for poopè, stupid cat-hater."
"God, why is she so frustrating?"
"Sorry about her, here's your coffee"
"Thank *sneeze* you."
"Whats up with cats anyway?"
"Just don't like it."
"So, you're a dog person?"
"Yes."
"Allergic to cats, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"But you're not attracted to the owner, are you?"
"Ye--wait, what?"
"Just enjoy your coffee, Kenneth."
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Whoops, he almost said it.
Damn you Kenneth just be honest already!
So guys ive been having a very very VERY rough day today and i am so exhausted and its not even 9pm yet, but ive read your comments from hotline launder and wrong number included and it just made happy and thank you for that!
Anyway, thanks for all the votes guys.
Love, ghaevia.
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Short Story"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Re...
