Moron is calling...
One missed call from Moron
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You are calling Moron...
"Hey."
"Hey, you called?"
"Yeah,"
"What's up?"
"So...I know I said that I was gonna be home this Thursday, but something happened and I have to cancel my flight. Which means, I won't be coming home this week."
"When will you be home then?"
"Next week, I guess."
"Well, is everything okay?"
"Yeah, it's just. My um....ex, I mean friend. I mean...ex friend? Anyway, she got into an accident."
"Your...ex friend?"
"Err, more like ex-girlfriend...?"
"Oh, is she okay? What happened?"
"She'll be fine, I guess. To be honest I don't know what happened. She said she fell."
"Oh, well...I hope she's okay."
"Yeah...thanks."
"So....I'll see you next week then?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"*sigh*"
"Kenneth, are you okay?"
"Yeah, I just um... nevermind."
"It's okay, just tell me."
"..."
"Kenneth?"
"I missed you."
"..."
"Say something?"
"Like what?"
"Like, you missed me too? I don't know, whatever."
"Okay, I missed you too."
"You don't mean that."
"But I do."
"Really?"
"Mmhmm."
"Ah, I knew you'd mis my charm and handsome face."
"Gosh, you're such a moron."
"One hell of a charming moron."
"Maybe, but still. A moron."
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