You are calling Moron...
"Hello?"
"Hey Moron."
"Um..hey?"
"It's so good to hear your voice"
"What?"
"I missed your voice."
"Are you drunk?"
"What? Pfttt no!"
"How many drinks have you had?"
"Drinks? What drink? I did not drink! *giggles*"
"Ashley..."
"*giggles* I like it when you call my name. It makes my tummy flutter"
"How many drinks have you had?"
"Hmm, Four, wait, no. Three. Wait, no, no. It's seven actually."
"Okay, you need to stop drinking whatever you just drank, and start drinking water, okay?"
"*giggles* aye, Captain!"
"Atta girl"
"..."
"..."
"OH MY GOD KENNETH"
"what?"
"OH MY GOD WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?"
"Wait, what happened?"
"I just swallowed an ice cube!"
"What?"
"Oh gosh, what should I do!!"
"Ashley its an ice cube"
"Yes! And I just swallowed it!!"
"And you say that I'm the moron."
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Nouvelles"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Re...
