Moron in calling...
One missed call from Moron.
Moron is calling...
Two missed calls from Moron.
Moron is calling...
"WHAT"
"Well, good morning princess."
"Oh my god, what do you want!"
"You."
"What?"
"Anyway, why aren't you awake?"
"It's six in the morning,"
"Exactly, you should've woken up."
"I swear to God I will pepper spray you someday."
"Someday, which means not today."
"Stop waking me up!"
"Okay, okay. I'll let you sleep."
"Thank God."
"Don't--"
"Ah, she hung up on me. Again!"
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Short Story"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Re...
