Twenty Nine

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It's the closest I can get or I'll sneeze non-stop.
Read 10:48 am

OMG IM DYING

IT'S SO CUTE!!

POOPÉ JUST SAW IT. I THINK HE HAS A CRUSH!!!
Read 10:50 am

Ok ok chill

I don't get it why capslock was necessary.
Read 10:51 am

BECAUSE I' M EXCITED
Read 10:53 am

But it's just a cat
Read 10:54 am

YES WITH A CUTE PAWS AND FUR.
Read 10:56 am

I don't see the cuteness

And do you have some fetish problem or smth? You always talk about paws.
Read 10:59 am

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE MEAN!!

And wtf no!! Paws and feet are different!!
Read 11:00 am

Yep totally, you got some fetish problem.
Read 11:02 am

I do not!
Read 11:04 am

Keep telling yourself that barbie.
Read 11:06 am

I WILL SPRAY U WITH MY PEPPER SPRAY I SWEAR.
Read 11:07 am

Then I won't come back to NY so you can't!! :P
Read 11:08 am

But you'll miss me :(
Read 11:10 am

That I will.
Read 11:12 am

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