Moron is calling...
One missed call from Moron.
Moron is calling...
"Hello?"
"Who's this?"
"Uh..."
"Hello?"
"Yes?"
"Who's this?"
"You're the one who called."
"I know that. Who are you?"
"Didn't my contact name say it all?"
"Don't play smartass with me, bitch."
"Excuse me?"
"Stay away from my Kenneth."
"Oh, so you're the ex huh?"
"Yes."
"Arent you supposed to be the one that stays away from him? Last time I checked, he doesn't have feelings for you anymore."
"Ah, stupid girl. If so, then why do you think he canceled his first flight?"
"..."
"Oh, that's right. Because he had to take care of me. It's all fake anyway, I didn't have any accident, at all. But he doesn't know that, of course."
"What?"
"And do you know why he didn't text you for this past four days?"
"He was busy."
"Busy with me. Ah, did I mention that he's a good kisser?"
"..."
"Cmon, Ashly. We all know you lost. Kenneth is mine and mine only. Besides, we're back together now."
"No."
"I'd appreciate it if you stayed away from my man. No, actually stay the fuck away from him. He's happy with me cause I don't force him to like cats or whatsoever you're doing right now. It's pathetic."
"Screw you,"
"Oh honey, that's his job."
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