Moron is calling...
"Why do days go slower when we want it to just go faster?"
"Hello to you too"
"I mean, it's still one am. Which means still day-4 until my flight."
"Mmhmmm."
"After this, I'm gonna go back to sleep, then what? It's still day-4 cause it's only one am."
"What do you expect, moron. *yawn* its one freaking am."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Were you sleeping?"
"Yes. Can I go back to sleep now?"
"No."
"Whatever, I'm still going to sleep. Bye."
"Wait--"
"And she hung up the phone."
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