Wattpad Clichés

12. Fanfics

youre welcome for that compilation of ashton irwin giggling/laughing. its my ringtone. PLUS IT NEVER GETS ANNOYING IT GETS CUTER EVERY TIME I LOVE HIM

12. THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL

I'M NOT GOING TO SPEAK FOR everyone who has a Wattpad account, but a vast majority of the people on Wattpad have read a fanfic. Hell, I binged on 5SOS fanfics for about two whole months for a bit. They're pretty entertaining to read, and I personally feel like they're very versatile to the imagine.

BUT FANFICTIONS ARE TAKING OVER WATTPAD WE ARE GOING DOWN TO HELL.

I genuinely love fanfictions, you should look at my archive and my library, but I finally decided that it pisses me off when people say "Wattpad should be a site strictly for fanfiction" are you fucking kidding me you damn idiot stop just stop.

Fanfics don't even make up 80% of Wattpad's book population, and at one point, I literally saw a petition to make Wattpad a strict fanfiction site.

NEED I REMIND YOU THAT AFTER IS NOT THE ONLY FREAKING BOOK ON WATTPAD THAT HAS EVER BEEN PUBLISHED??

Which is why I had to make this chapter. So. Yeah. IMMA START.

When I say boy band fanfiction, can I just say 1D and 5SOS fanfiction because honestly, unless you dig deep, when do you see fanfiction about bands other than those bands?

Oh, and K-Pop fanfiction. But I've never read K-pop fiction bc I don't listen to it and I feel like I wouldn't be able to get the jokes and stuff yanno. ): BUT ILL GET INTO IT MAYBE LATER.

I can honestly say that these are very similar to the Werewolf cliche: same bullshit, different title.

It includes a girl who is like 15 years old (Danielle Campbell) who has never heard of 1D - she oBVIOUSLY has been living under a rock - and she miraculously ends up going to one of their concerts despite having no idea who they are, one of the members see her, gets intrigued, and wants her to know their band so whatever.

Who goes to a concert for a band they don't know, first of all. You don't know what you're in for and iTS A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY LIKE I CAN GO SHOPPING WITH $150.

Harry must have that hawk eye vision to see you from the nosebleed seats.

NO LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY CRACKS ME UP LIKE HOW. HOW?? THEN HE JUST STARES AT HER THROUGH THE ENTIRE TIME (and her name is either diana or olivia) AND THEY USE THEIR POWERS TO GUESS HER NAME AND SING PERFECT OR OLIVIA OR DIANA.

THEN THE SMUT OH MY GOD. MOST OF THE GIRLS ARE MINORS. They have hardcore Fifty Shades sex, and I'm just thinking abouT HOW WILD KIDS ARE NOWADAYS WOW.

Plus, these groups are pretty popular. Shouldn't they travel a lot like I understand the hiatus from tours but do thESE DUDES REALLY HAVE TIME TO FALL IN LOVE?

Well I guess you can look at their previous relationships, but we obviously saw how those turned out..

ANYWAYS.

No like these dudes literally stay for long term relationships and miraculously NEVER tour.

OR THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

These girls go on tour with them! Realistic, right?

Their uncles or dads or whatever are the band's bodyguard, and they ask their kid/niece "HEY WANNA MEET FIVESAUCE IT'LL BE GREAT." and she likes 1D but she goes on this 5SOS thing and yadayadayada her and Ashton fall in love.

NOT TO EVEN MENTION THE MP IS ALWAYS A BAD BOY OH MY GOD.

I cannot, under any circumstances, imagine cute little Ashton Irwin pushing a girl against a wall and brutally fucking her. His giggle is practically my spiritual calling.

WHAT ABOUT HIM IS BAD? WHAT ABOUT ANY OF THEM IS BAD?

The ones where they meet the girl right when they form into a band. Or she helps them form into a band. The ones where she literally writes their music and gets little to no accolades. Cringe.

Then it turns into some reverse harem, Uta no Prince-sama type stuff (BTW IM WAITING FOR FALL ANIME 2016 ITS GON BE LIT) and I get uninterested and yeah. If I wanted reverse harem, I would watch reverse harem.

Don't get me wrong, I like fanfiction, I've said that like ten different times. BUT TRUST ME THERE ARE A LOT MORE THINGS THAT ARE ANNOYING TO ME, BUT A BITCH DOESNT HAVE TIME LIKE THAT ON HER HANDS.

I can't really speak on other types of fanfiction besides boy band fanfics because those are the only ones I read. I'm sorry. I'm prejudice against fanfiction.

so anywayz, if you see some crazy stuff like this going on in fanfiction.. I LITERALLY DONT FEEL INSPIRED TO WRITE ONE OF THESE SORRY BUT ITS CLICHE BITTCCHH.

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I just started watching the 100 and im anti-bellamy blake and pro-jasper jordan. bellamy shouldve died in the space landing or acidic fog or shouldve gotten mauled to death by that rabid mountain lion. oh, and bellamy's bitch. the one that follows bellamy's every move? he needs to die im glad he isnt in the main cast so hopefully he gets off'd before i reach the second season.

im on episode three as i write this btw (:

update: he was exiled and i hate bellamy a little less now. not by much.

YAY LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL TODAY!! IM HAPPY. It was a really beautiful journey and people will truly never understand the beauty of high school and youth. But if you genuinely hated it, then homeschool. ((:

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO DAYS I THINK TURN UP