Wattpad Clichés

50. "You're in Good Hands"

50. THE BODYGUARD

SO UM, I LITERALLY ALWAYS say that I have never read clichés and that I have read only one to specifically write that chapter, but I'm pretty sure I have read a few of these. I probably just don't remember them because they're so utterly boring they make my nose bleed.

Then again, my nose has actually been bleeding a lot lately and I'm convinced it's because of stress. But anyways.

These stories are about some rich girl, as are most Wattpad stories. Some Kylie Jenner type hoe that's hella rich and her Dad stacks mad coins. And she's pretty and goes to private school.

Smh I want that life.

But apparently, her Dad makes these coinz illegally and she needs protection because her Dad is mad Yakuza or something and her life has been threatened. Despite the fact that she has been alive for what I'm assuming is 17+ years (typically characters in clichés are teens) and they could have attacked her at any given time, they choose when she is a teen. Where she is slightly smarter than she was when she was a kid (let's be honest, most girls in clichés have peas for brains so they're not very smart) and has a sliver of common sense.

Because that plan sounds totally full-proof, hitmen kidnappers!

.. Sarcasm. Obviously sarcasm.

So for some reason, instead of her Dad doing the logical thing by calling the police and putting her in a protection program or hiring professional bodyguards, he throws all logic out the window and decides to hire some teen gang members. Mind you, these teen gang members are typically apart of his gang and are dangerous. Mind you, he is knowingly putting his Daughter in the hands of teen drug dealers and killers.

Yeah. Are these fuckers even trained in anything except Gang-banging or what is this a free for all? Like some Purge type shit? Because straight no.

Oh, I guess I forgot to mention that this "multi-million dollar business" her Dad is running is almost always a drug cartel. Because normal rich parents don't exist anymore and everyone makes money off of drugs now and no one has real jobs.

So her Dad hires about 3 or 4 bodyguards, and these teeny-boppers have to be the rudest cunts ever, which btw I'll never understand because you're getting paid to watch over this girl like ik that doesn't require being nice but I would at least try to be civil with the cunt who pays my bills.

These teeny-boppers end up having to go to school with her, and from then on, the main teeny-bopper (the rudest one of the bunch, the one she almost always chooses) is introduced and is more cunty than the rest.

And he happens to be more cuntier than cunt. That's the one you know is gonna get the girl in the end. You're welcome I just helped you figure out the main character of any Wattpad cliché.

As always, I forgot to mention that our MC has this macho-man boyfriend who is also smart, cute, rich, and the captain of the football team. Basically, he is the cream of the crop and cant stand to see his girlfriend hanging out with "trash".

Which is kinda stupid because bitch youre a man you should know about your girlfriend and her issues and you should be protecting her and shit smh. Jesus fix it because you know he will.

So yeah for some reason she ends up falling in love with the cuntier cunt and forces this love triangle of the cuntier cunt always fighting the jock-strap over her. All the while he is lowkey protecting her.