Wattpad Clichés

35. Another Nother Medley of Clichés

35. MEDLEYS ON MEDLEYS ON MEDLEYS

WHEN I ASK YOU GUYS TO give me ideas, I receive a lot of small clichés. Not like, chapter worthy clichés. NOT BIIGGG CHAPTER LONG CLICHÉS BUT LIKE 200 WORD WORTHY CLICHES. I totally feel entitled to make a pretty damn good rant and I don't want it to be short and trash.

So I made another medley of clichés. Full of small clichés that contribute to the big clichés. Because a cliché is a cliché and I cliché and you cliché and we all cliché.

YoOooOoOoOoO I hate the word cliché now it's such an annoying word. Let's start.

"ILL PUSH YOU AGAINST THE LOCKER UR MINE":

In K-dramas, I noticed these guys have a habit of roughly grabbing these girls. But since it's acting, it's hot to me (: Or maybe I tolerate everything that has nothing to do with Wattpad. I talk like I hate this app..

.. *whistles inconspicuously*

So, in stories, the guys also have a habit of laying unnecessary hands on these girls - like pushing them against the lockers and staking claim and shit and it's like wtf are you doing. You don't own me, nor are you paying for my friendship so I better not be getting bruises and shit because of you.

This honestly confuses me. Like, if you don't want someone to touch your girl, tHEN FUCKING DATE HER? You have absolutely no right to lay your hands on a person. Cunt. Slimy dog.

AND NO ONE DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT LIKE EVERYONE IS STANDING AROUND LIKE SARDINES IN A CAN.

If I see someone getting freaking brutally slammed against a locker in the hallway, of course I'm stepping in, no matter what anyone says. And you can yell and complain and be like "BACK UP SHE'S MINE" but bitch you don't run shit fuck outta here.

Fight me.

THE CLIQUES:

When I was in high school, we didn't have cliques. I'm 100% serious - you could literally hang out with whoever and not get criticized for it. We didn't have excessive bullying (as far as I knew) and if there was some type of problem like that, there were major consequences for them. I mean, there were kids who were badder than others, but they didn't all necessary hang out with each other.

So for me, these cliques are unrealistic. There were no mean bimbo bitches on the cheerleading squad (as a former one, the cheerleaders were very nice and they weren't spreading their legs for the football team), the boys on the football team were of course arrogant and always talking about football but they weren't bullies, and no one was ever outright isolated for being a nerd.

But in clichés, there are hella cliques, and this is a step outside the box for me. Like does this shit truly exist because bdsjjsjshshjjsjsj.

You have the Nerds(the Good Girl is placed into this category), the Sluts, the Playboys, the Dope Fiends, the Badboys (who are typically isolated because they're so bad but they are lowkey popular) and basically all of those. Basically just Mean Girls, but a lot more extreme.

I never understood the concept of people being categorized like this. Like, why isolate people from making friends from their social status? Just because you're a nerd, doesn't mean you can't be friends with a mean girl. But idk idk.

Maybe I'm too friendly. I am losing my savageness omg omg help call the police.

I AIN'T SAYING SHE A GOLD DIGGER..:

Some may think that this is synonymous with the sluts, but I beg to differ. So here I am, speaking out on it.

When the bad boy has a girlfriend at the time that he meets the good girl, she is typically a gold-digging cumslut. I'm not kidding. She is basically using him for his fame in schools and notoriety and sometimes money.

*cough* Rachel from Heirs *cough*
*cough* aka messy ass hoe bitch ass slut i fucking hate her motherfucking soul and everything that she represents she was the embodiment of satan for heirs *cough*

This is a little different from sluts because the "sluts" in clichés usually use guys for sex and sleep with multiple guys at once instead of sticking to one guy. These girls are usually seen as the lowest of the low.

Gold Diggers usually stay with that one guy and usually have an ulterior motive while they're with him (money or notoriety). These girls are usually already very popular and rich, but want a boost because they're greedy bitches.

Wow. I may actually be a gold digger.

Yeah, they are pretty popular, but people confuse them with hoes. Unfortunate. Dang, all she wants is money and she gets called a hoe smh smh smh.

They usually stay with him until the good girl comes and ruins her plans, and the gold digger tries to ruin her life. But this is good; never mess with a girl's money.

... Now that I think about it, I may be a scammer. Joanne the Scammer.

SO YEAH IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE CLICHÉS YANNO WHAT TO DO. Because they're cliché and I'm super irrational.