Wattpad Clichés

29. I Fell for My Bully

lmfao ive listened to this song on repeat so many times. i listen to all types of music and things like you guys think i kid but im 100% serious. i listen to all types of music.

29. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CONCEPT

YOU GUYS THIS IS A THING. THIS IS A REAL THING ON WATTPAD. I AM NOT KIDDING.

WE ARE ABOUT TO GET PERSONAL INTO MY LIFE AND THINGS ALREADY IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS MACKENZIE WOAH.

When I was younger, like 5th grade, everyone in my class hated me. I was at a new school and I wanted to fit in, so I had a twisted logic that being weird and spontaneous would make people like me, but people thought I was stupid and hated me. But I just had specific people who would kind of target me and say things about me. FIFTH GRADE MIND YOU.

I even had a boy lie on me saying I stole something his highlighter and I got written up for it because my teachers ALSO hated me. Like I'm not kidding or exaggerating, everyone freaking hated me. And I just remember freaking out so bad and being hysterical and wanting people to believe me and thEN EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY AMONG A LIAR AND A STEALER AND PEOPLE LEGIT WANTED TO FIGHT ME. Freaking fifth grade.

Now what I went through is nothing compared to some people, but can I already get this established that if I saw one of my bullies right fucking now, I would choke slam them. I am not kidding. At all. Even one of my teachers. Thanks for recking my childhood?? I'm guessing they want a Nobel Peace Prize.

Now, I haven't even explained the concept yet and I'm already pissed.

SO, IMAGINE WHAT A PERSON WHO WAS SEVERELY BULLIED WOULD THINK WHEN THEY READ A STORY ABOUT A GIRL FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER FUCKING BULLY. This has got to be a major fucking slap in the fucking face.

I would not fall in love with said bullies, ever. Over my dead freaking body. Over my decaying body. OVER MY FREAKING BONES.

These stories start from a girl getting bullied by a boy, obviously. Whether it'd be a childhood bully who has arisen from the dead or a current bully who does foul shit to her. Like, public humiliation foul.

But for some reason, this sadistic fuck doesn't want anyone to bully the girl except for hIM LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING THATS NOT SWEET. THATS SADISTIC.

Then, she gets invited to this party by the guy that she has liked for the longest. Idk why she likes him because he obviously isn't a good person because he never attempts to stop her bullying(so it says), but she doesn't see this as fishy.

Like, is she an idiot? Does she not understand that this shit is funny as hell? First, everyone bullies you and then you get invited to a party? You'd think all that time alone would get her a bit skeptical about certain people, BUT OF COURSE SHE HOPS ON THE BANDWAGON.

She gets all dressed up and goes to this party. She gets publicly humiliated, you know how that shit goes. I skip these typically because I always feel embarrassed for her and her stupidity and how naïve she is.

BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT. THE BULLY COMES AND DECIDES TO PUNCH HER CRUSH FOR PUBLICLY HUMILIATING HER??? BUT HE BULLIES HER!! HE SHOULD HOP ON THE BANDWAGON RIGHT??

.. Sounds familiar?

You see, you guys don't think clichés tie together but they do I swear.

Then she decides that he "isn't so bad" AND MY JAW FUCKING DROPS.

AM I BEING FUCKING PUNK'D? ASHTON KUTCHER IS ABOUT TO POP OUT FROM UNDER MY BED RIGHT??

.. PLEASE?????

He's literally bullied you since forever, but he saves you at one party and all of a sudden he's fucking Superman right? All of a sudden, he deserves a Nobel Peace Prize?

I just can't.

THEN THEY HANG OUT OR WHATEVER. I don't really care because I'm too blinded by the idiot comments that think this shit is cute as hell. I'm flabbergasted. Seriously.

Then it turns out that he's liked her since forever. Honestly, I wouldn't give a fuck. Fuck you and your fucking damn fucking shitty ass feelings. I'll stomp on your heart and spit on it.

But that's just me.

WHAT FUCKING LOGIC? Are you in Kindergarten? Do we bully girls that we like now? That makes them hate you, not like you! Do we pour milk on our crushes?

NO! You slide in those DMs?!?! Obviously. Get with the times.

This is when I stop reading so I can't even elaborate on this idiocy honestly. Fuck it it's whatever.

How.. does one find solace in their fucking bully? The person who has ruined a greater portion of their life?

I personally think these stories are super insensitive and you'll never catch me dead reading one of them. Like seriously, this shit is not remotely romantic and people should be ashamed to think that this shit could ever be fucking cute.

Only fucking idiots would fall in love with their bullies. Fuck that "forget and forgive" shit. You can't fall in love with someone who has ruined a greater portion of your life.

I'll be petty about this till the day I die. I swear.

BUT YEAH. WE HAVE THOSE GIRLS. So if you see any girl @ ur school hugging on someone who used to bully her, slam her head against the goddamn lockers. Fucking.. cliché cunt.

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people may get offended by this but this is the stupidest fucking shit i've ever read.