Wattpad Clichés

48. Gender Benders

"sing for you" is such an underrated exo song like it has an mv and everything like why the fuck am i only recently hearing this wonderfulness? its my favorite song by them wym. besides she's dreaming im so trash for that still..

48. OHSHC IN REAL LIFE

IF YOU DON'T KNOW, a gender-bender is basically a story where someone goes through this super weird situation, and they are forced (or maybe they chose) to live their life as the opposite gender. A really famous Gender Bender anime is obviously OHSHC like if you haven't seen it go to it noow. It's funny as hell.

OMG i miss anime ): bye bye kpop and kdramas for a few days like what the fuck i miss my reverse harems i miss my shoujo i miss my staying up reading manga i miss it ): Not that I'm forced to listen to kpop or kdramas, I just miss my anime.

*says as i watch seventeen's one fine day*

SO ANYWAYS ENOUGH OF MY FOREIGN ENDEAVORS.

Wattpad actually has gender benders, I just don't fucking read them(??) because I would rather physically see a person than read a person. Read a person? Read a person.

But based on animes and To the Beautiful You, I'm gonna write this chapter.

So they basically start off with this girl who's family has died or something in some miraculous accident and for some reason, she decides to go to this all boy's school or she is forced to go here for some undisclosed reason that remains undisclosed. Let us pause for a minute and process this stupidity..

.. People know that this is physically impossible? You can't get away with this lmao this is a near-impossible heist.

You're telling me that our MC plans to go like.. a whole school year without allowing anyone to know she is a girl? A whole 7 and a half months?

Not to mention that she decides to do this at a private school, where there are dorms, with roommates, who are either the first to find out (as per usual) or the last idiot to find out. Honestly, I have no idea anymore about boy logic.

HOW CAN A GIRL GO SO LONG IN YOUR ROOM WITHOUT NOTICING WHAT THE FUCK?? SO SHE HID HER PERIOD THAT WELL? YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TO SHARE A BATHROOM!??

YOURE EITHER BLIND OR AN IDIOT. THE LATTER, MOSTLY.

Or he finds out in the first chapter and because he is a fuckboy with little to no morals at all, he totally decides to allow this girl to stay in his room while he blackmails her, which leads us into our next cliché.

Basically her going throughout this story trying to keep her identity a secret, and it's kind of like: is it really that serious?

She literally does the stupidest shit to keep this secret a secret and it's kind of just wasting time because honestly bitch no one really cares just do whatcha gotta do and then go. You don't even have to make friends honestly.

But it all turns back to the point that this shit is fucking unrealistic.

Not to mention people always find out anyway (I don't think anyone did in Ouran and I didn't finish TTBY so idk) so.. I MEAN DO YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH THAT SHENANIGAN TRY AGAIN.

YEAH BECAUSE SOMEONE BESIDES THE BAD BOY DECIDES THAT THEY'RE DETERMINED TO FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S HIDING

Like she apparently thought she was discreet or whateva but she has managed to fall miserably. This is not a surprise because bITCH YOU CANNOT LOOK LIKE A BOY UNLESS YOU HAVE THOSE MASCULINE FEATURES YOU HAVE AN ADORABLE BABY FACE YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL YOU HAVE TITS-