Wattpad Clichés

44. Undercover Model Nerd or Whatever

IM FUCKING SHOOK YALL HAVE YOU FUCKING LISTENED TO YOONGI'S MIXTAPE FUCK ME UP ✨✨✨ watch that fucking video bitches because it took me a will and a fucking way to find it.

44. THIS IS A LAME ASS TITLE YOU GUYS BUT WE MAKE IT WORK FOR YOONGI AKA AUGST D AKA SUGA AKA GOD

NOW I PERSONALLY don't see this concept, like ever. I've been on Wattpad for like three years and- Okay, I'm not gonna say that I haven't seen this concept, because I'm sure that I have. I'm just gonna say that I never bothered to read it until recently.

First of all, the concept is really stupid.

If this girl is a world-renowned model, how can she not get noticed at school? Did she seriously think putting her hair up in pigtails and wearing glasses was gonna stop her from being noticed? Models probably do that all the time to not get noticed in public! BUT THEY END UP GETTING NOTICED.

If she cares about her education so badly, then WHY DOESNT SHE JUST GET HOMESCHOOLED? Private tutor? I mean, she's rich! She can't be modeling, but has no money! C'mon..

And don't give me that "Well she wants to live a normal life" bullshit. You walked into the modeling industry; you knew what you were getting yourself into. If you didn't want that, then maybe you should have tried working in a commercial for your local Walmart. Stop playing with me.

I may look stupid, but.. well, I'm still stupid.

Second of all, you're really trying to convince me that this bad boy is the only one who knows about her secret? No. Just no. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.

How did he even find out? OH! I know. Senpai, let me answer this question.

Because it's fucking obvious that she is a damn model!

Woah. Revolutionary.

So, he miraculously finds out that she's a model because he has eyes and he can definitely see the resemblance. Plus, his Dad is always super fucking rich so he has connections. So maybe he personally knows a few models and whatever idc.

He literally finds out in the most ridiculous way possible. Like, he goes to this swimsuit magazine release party and she happens to be there and wOOWW SHE LOOKS JUST SO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE THAT GIRL IN HIS SIXTH PERIOD BUT THATS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE SHE'S AN NERD RIGHT!?!?

Then he decides to test it out for himself and she stupidly falls for it because she has the brain the size of a nipple. Nipples are pretty small. I will patiently give you a moment to look at the size of your nipple.

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Okay, calm down. Don't get too frisky with yourself.

Now: here comes the ridiculous blackmail. All this blackmail in Wattpad books are gonna make people actually think that this shit is legal. Please don't do this stuff it's most likely illegal.

He tells her that he will not give her secret out if she does so and so for him. As if he isn't already rich and as if he doesn't have people to do this stuff for him. As if he needs anymore model-like maids. As if he needs- Basically, he doesn't need this maid.

And she of course does everything he says, as if she can't tell her manager to tell the agency to shut him up. As if she doesn't know simple rules of negotiating or blackmail. I think people in clichés like making their lives hard.

Then, they slowly fall in love. I still never can understand the idea of falling in love with someone who is blackmailing you, but I have said this like 10,000 times already lmao. Don't fall in love with a scammer. Unless it's Joanne.

BUT THEN THE BOOK TAKES A TURN FOR THE WORST BECAUSE EVENTUALLY EVERYONE FINDS OUT HER SECRET IDENTITY. MYSTERIOUSLY.

She calls herself getting mad at him but bitch you're not gonna pull a Tessa card on me, okay, you are not about to play the victim when everything is happening because of you and it's all exploding in your face.

Plus, I don't see the big deal about it anyways. She almost always is going to a super prestigious school, which means everyone is some sort of rich and famous. So why try to downplay your richness and famous..ness? BAKA!!

But then some other stuff happens and she ultimately finds out that it wasn't him. Wow, such a shock - other people have brains and other people can see the fucking resemblance between you and a super model.

She discovers that she was having a Tessa moment and was being irrationally mad and decides she'll get back together and they do and they live happily ever after. Whatever. I end up losing interest because my brain is the size of a pea..

Basically, it's all based on stupidity and not knowing how to control your feelings and how to properly blackmail people. It's also based on misunderstandings and irrationality.

Now I remember why I don't read these stories.

BUT YEAH IF YOU EVER SEE ROMEE STRIJD(my favorite vs model in all honesty) OR JASMINE TOOKES ACTING LIKE HIGH SCHOOLERS AND GOING TO HIGH SCHOOL, PLUS CALL THE BLOGS. EXPOSE THAT ASS. (Random pun about it being Cliché)

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guuuysss i was only gonna update for gd's birthday but then yoongi dropped that damn mix tape and honestly i was liikke i have to talk about this.

if you look at the translations for most of the songs (idk find them in a few days), you can really get an insight into his life and the things that other korean artists are too afraid to discuss and it gets really personal. and im honestly proud (in a sense) that he had the courage to open up to his fans in his mixtape, because it takes a whole lot of courage to talk about hardships and weaknesses to soo many people that admire you, and he did it wonderfully and impeccably.

.. and i've actually read people say that they think yoongi is carefree and doesnt have much personality lmao kys with a rusty knife. but before you kys listen to his mixtape. at least they would have heard bliss before they died ig.