Guys, you know how when you run your wrists under cold water it cools the veins and your blood flow; thus cooling you down too?
I just thought of something big.
...not like that (•_•)
Anyway. I always wear long sleeves, and I'm always really warm. I don't care if there's fifty electric fans, I am always waaaaay too hot. I mean I feel like the sun is going to engulf the Earth, literally.
WHAT IF THE SLEEVES ARE INSULATING MY VEINS, MAKING MY BLOOD STREAM HOTTER. MAYBE THAT'S WHY IM ALWAYS HOT?
GUYS
THIS IS A REVOLUTION
YOU ARE READING
My Unorthodox Opinion - a collection of sarcastic rants about life
Non-Fictionlmao I wrote most of this in like 2013 so I can't be held to account for any of it anymore, I'll probably take it down soon since it's just embarrassing ok thanks