My Unorthodox Opinion - a collection of sarcastic rants about life

Be the most beautiful thing you can be

BEING DIFFERENT IS OKAY!

Just a short chapter telling you about how different I am from other people :)

I am an individual - just like you. I am an independent being in this universe. I am someone with my opinions, my quirks and my thoughts. Here, I am going to share some of these opinions, quirks and thoughts with you.

For you socially awkward people who text in public and stay offline to no one talks to you. You guys who want to fit in so bad and are trying too hard. This goes out to you ^_^

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-I have Aspergers Syndrome. Lets just get that straight, I have AS.

-When on my period, I prefer to eat salt and vinegar Pringles and drink tea instead of eat chocolate, breath chocolate and be chocolate.

-I don't know if I'm gay or straight because I feel I'm too young to know.

-I am a...

Directioner. Belieber. Jedhead. Simple Planner. Danosaur. Phillion. KickThePjer. crabslut. Bich. Pretty Little Liar. (And my personal favourite) Phoneshow Junkie.

-My Internet speed is half a megabyte.

-I don't have a phone by choice.

-I don't live in town.

-My bucket list has simple things like 'stick out my tongue' or 'own a puppy' instead of things like 'go to the moon' or 'visit mars'

-I swear a lot to get my point across.

-I actually have an opinion on abortion.

-I bleed fan fiction.

-I don't go to school by choice.

-I actually tell my parents stuff.

-I rarely fight back because I hate drama.

-I am phobic of insects and I won't go outside in summer.

-I prefer the depths of winter to summer.

-I like all music from Passenger to Muse to Taylor Swift to One Direction.

-I am not worried about what people think of me.

-I know how to spell.

-I will do anything to stand up for my friends.

-I care more about other people than myself.

-I prefer the cold to the heat.

-I sometimes put hot chocolate powder on my cornflakes.

-My only siblings live halfway across Europe.

-I don't have a problem with the English.

-I give everyone a chance.

-I don't want a boyfriend.

-I know what this ' is. It's an apostrophe.

-I eat as little as I can and that doesn't change on my period.

-I bleed tea.

-I love crime fiction - read 'Faithless' by Karin Slaughter.

-I know the difference between the C and D drive on a computer.

-I know what Linux is.

-I am half Romanian half Scottish and I sound Irish.

-I couldn't do an English accent if my life depended on it.

-Only yesterday, I spent exactly 13-14 hours straight writing and only about 1 hour watching TV.

-I don't let people tell me what to do.

-I can keep myself entertained with just a map of Cork and the radio. Ok I stare at the pictures. I don't actually know how to read a map. I'm sorry.

-I hate sports.

-I don't wear makeup. Mainly because no one apart from my parents and my dog acknowledges my existence and because I think I look fine without it. I'm not trying to impress anyone. True I may have some freckles, blushed cheeks and believe me I fucking hate it. But I wear what I like, what feels comfortable and I don't let people judge me.

-I actually know what thermal conductivity is :O

-I am that one friend who is single but can give excellent relationship advise.

-When on my period, I question my sexuality. Don't look at me like that.

-I have an emergency supply of loo roll in my room because the packets my family buy run out in three days...

-I need to be reminded to not kill people and not do drugs.

-I DO NOT find abs attractive IN THE SLIGHTEST.

-I can meditate to loud rock music.

-On occasion, I listen to an old Phoneshow podcast to get me to sleep.

-My lip is slowly disintegrating.

-I can be really funny if you give me time to check Twitter first.

-I can see a double meaning in EVERYTHING.

-I have an extremely strict bath routine.

-I get R-E-A-L-L-Y pissed off at tiny things.

-I sing loud and clear for the neighbours to hear.

-Some of my favourite songs aren't even in English.

-I actually stand up for what I believe in and I don't let people boss me around. I didn't want to do PE in school and I didn't.

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Well I don't know what you expected! I told you I was a complete weirdo!

"If someone calls you weird, look them in the eye and say 'thank you'" -PJ Ligouri (kickthepj)

We are all individuals, with our opinions and quirks. We are all a little weird and we are all different from the next person.

No matter if you have a thigh gap or not. No matter if you're gay or straight. No matter if you sing like an angel or a dying walrus. No matter if you're thin or fat. No matter if you suck at sport or are a future Olympic athlete. No matter if you have different music tastes from everyone else. No matter if you're blonde or brunette. No matter if you're outcast or popular. No matter if your wrists are scarred or clean. No matter if you don't worship Harry Styles. No matter if you are mute or the most chatty person ever. No matter if you're loved by the guys or hated. No matter if you're smart or dumb. No matter if you like blank and not white. No matter if you speak English or not. No matter if you're deaf or blind. No matter if you have ASD or you're neurotypical. No matter if you have 3,000 followers or 5. No matter if you're religious or not.

You are you and you are beautiful. It doesn't matter what 'he' thinks, it doesn't matter what the head cheerleader thinks, it doesn't matter what A-N-Y-O-N-E thinks of you. What you think of yourself is the O-N-L-Y thing that matters and the only thing that will E-V-E-R matter.

*grabs your shoulders*

*gazes deep into your soul*

Do I make myself clear?

Don't change so that 'he' will like you more. Don't hide away in a corner. Don't bottle away your feelings. Throw that blade out the window, fuck what others think of you and be Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F. I don't care if you got bullied and kicked to the curb. That is no excuse for hiding away who you really are. I've done P-L-E-N-T-Y of that in life and its not nice.

Tell the guy who just told you you're ugly to screw himself. Disrespect that dumbass who thinks its okay to disrespect you. Tell that PE teacher that you're not playing rugby in frozen mid at 9am.

Fuck what others say. Fuck what others think. Fuck their opinions.

Be the most beautiful thing you can be.

YOU.