My Unorthodox Opinion - a collection of sarcastic rants about life

What would happen?

I often wonder

I often find myself wondering what would happen after I died; if I died young. What would people's reactions be? Would they post it on Facebook? Would they contact my favourite celebrity, requesting they came to my funeral? Would anyone finish my un-finished stories? Would people take over my YouTube, Twitter and Wattpad accounts? Who would pay for the funeral? Would people visit my grave and tell me how much they miss me?

I have said before that if I ever did die young; I wouldn't want anyone to cry. I'd want them to remember the good times and the laughs. I'd want them to remember how socially awkward I was. I'd want them to finish my un-written fanfics. I'd want them to contact my favourite celebrities and say 'Hey, Derpina was a huge fan, wanna come to her funeral?'. I wouldn't want people to cry over my graves and place dead flowers on it.

Who would get my iPod? My laptop? What would happen to all the files on them? What about all my stuff? What would happen to that?.

Alternately, what if I ended up in a coma? Who would visit me in hospital? Would my friends come? Would they bring flowers or the latest podcasts of my favourite radio shows? Would they bring my iPod with the FM104 app open so I could listen? Would they talk to me, hold my hand? Would anyone bother to visit? Would they read fan fiction to me? Would they update me on the problem with abortion in this country? Would they play YouTube videos for me? Would they tell me the top 20 songs in the charts?

Who would stand by my side if I had cancer? Would anyone shave their heads; as seen on Twitter? Or would they pat my shoulder, mutter 'I know how you feel' and tell me about the latest YouTube hits?

I also worry about this a lot; who would still be my friend if I was lesbian? Would people hate me? Would anyone remove me from Skype? Would they widen their eyes and back away slowly? Would my family accept me?

What if I went missing? Which one of my friends would be the most determined to find me?

These questions are always in the back of my mind because any of these scenarios could happen. It's important to find a group of people who would always stand by your side. It's important because you never know what could happen.